Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 12, 2008 1:42:25 am PDT #3151 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Still here. She's been stirring and grumbling and pulling my hair and I haven't defenestrated either one of us yet. Yay me?


vw bug - Jun 12, 2008 1:45:16 am PDT #3152 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, JZ! Poor you! I'm so sorry. I wish I could take her through the wireless so you could get some sleep.


Anne W. - Jun 12, 2008 1:47:01 am PDT #3153 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Dang, JZ. That is no fun at all.


JZ - Jun 12, 2008 1:54:31 am PDT #3154 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

She's maybe 3 min from down now, at last. Everyone stay quiet!


vw bug - Jun 12, 2008 1:55:25 am PDT #3155 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, how lovely. I'll tiptoe and turn down my music. Toto! No barking!


JZ - Jun 12, 2008 2:07:36 am PDT #3156 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

FUCK. The damn crib gate wouldn't latch, and when I finally wrestled it into place the click woke her up. Back to square one.


vw bug - Jun 12, 2008 2:08:40 am PDT #3157 of 10001
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Oh, shit, JZ.


hippocampus - Jun 12, 2008 2:38:42 am PDT #3158 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

oh Noes JZ. So been there. does the shshshshsh sound close to her ear relax her at all? It would work with Iris mostly... until 4 am at least - but took a while -

I got back to sleep for an hour at 6am... then woken to screams of what sounded like pain from Iris. Why, you ask? Because Mr. Sox wouldn't let her splash her hands around in her cheerios & milk. Mr. Sox who is trying to get to a 1-day conference and has kindly agreed to drop her off on the way? Yeah.


vw bug - Jun 12, 2008 2:42:12 am PDT #3159 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, wow. Such a rough night, guys. Poor everyone!


Jars - Jun 12, 2008 2:57:47 am PDT #3160 of 10001

Yikes. Poor everyone with their sleepless nights. My sister did text me at two this morning, drunk, from her holidays, but it's not quite the same thing.

In other news, I am queasy as hell today. And a bit lightheaded. And generally tired. Blergh. Stupid everything.