God Damn motherfucking cockbiting shithole universe. I hate you today.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jun 11, 2008 11:46:59 am PDT #3049 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
vw bug - Jun 11, 2008 11:48:44 am PDT #3050 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
{{{DJ}}}
DavidS - Jun 11, 2008 11:48:56 am PDT #3051 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
God Damn motherfucking cockbiting shithole universe. I hate you today.
Not on, Universe! Stop with the shit-dumping on Daisy!
Atropa - Jun 11, 2008 11:52:46 am PDT #3052 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
{{DJ}} I'm sorry your day is being sucktastic.
Someone tell me to stay away from all blogs about weight loss and fat activism, okay? Because my day has not been exactly great, and while I know that I'm going to have to work at it to keep off the weight I've lost, reading things that talk about how almost everyone puts weight back on after they lose it is not good for me right now.
Steph L. - Jun 11, 2008 11:54:08 am PDT #3053 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Also, you should give yourself a few days between being waxed and sun/water exposure. Especially if you are going to be swimming in a pool.
Waxing on Thursday; prolly won't hit the water (ocean only, IIRC) until Sunday some time. (We drive down on Saturday, but it's going to take 10-ish hours, so we won't get there until nighttime.)
javachik - Jun 11, 2008 11:55:13 am PDT #3054 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
((((((((DJ)))))))) Wish I could take you out for a drink right now.
(Best friend in SF is an aesthetician and she just did my bikini last week. Wish I could send everyone to her. She's an amazing waxer. It wasn't pain free but it was definitely the least painful bikini i've ever gotten. And my aesthetician here is pretty good.)
Does she have a clinic or office here in SF? I would dearly like to go for a bikini wax, but have heard nothing but nightmares from friends here who have tried several places. One friend went home bleeding and bruised.
Daisy Jane - Jun 11, 2008 11:55:46 am PDT #3055 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I just returned from a dr's appointment for a friend/coworker. To say it did not go as well as hoped would be an understatement.
beth b - Jun 11, 2008 11:57:15 am PDT #3056 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
{{DJ}} and {{fiend}}
Daisy Jane - Jun 11, 2008 11:58:28 am PDT #3057 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
{{fiend}}
Thank you sincerely for that. I needed to smile.
Polter-Cow - Jun 11, 2008 12:00:45 pm PDT #3058 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
{{DJ}}