I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 10, 2008 5:24:51 pm PDT #2950 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hooray for being spoiled!

New flickr link, not at all porny -- I just love the amused and faintly ironical face Matilda is making. I swear I've seen this expression on Teppy's face about a billion times.


Steph L. - Jun 10, 2008 5:27:47 pm PDT #2951 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I only met her once! I didn't have time to teach it to her!

This is all I had time for!

(Although, yes, that expression on Matilda's face in your link is my default expression.)


Laura - Jun 10, 2008 5:40:17 pm PDT #2952 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Matilda looks like her big brother in that one too. Can he do a Teppy face?

CBD boy!


Connie Neil - Jun 10, 2008 6:04:22 pm PDT #2953 of 10001
brillig

Hey Utah, is that a quarter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, dear, I had no idea our quarter had that kind of reputation. And the governor's committee was so proud of it, being all historical and not limited and touristy like Rainbow Arch or the snowboarder that were the other two finalists.

I look forward to shocking my neighbors.


sj - Jun 10, 2008 6:43:14 pm PDT #2954 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Our landlord is coming over tomorrow to fix some things which gave us just the kick in the ass we needed to start organizing and cleaning up the apartment, which I hope means we won't be running around like crazy trying to clean on Saturday before the brunch on Sunday. It looks pretty good in here, if I do say so myself.


omnis_audis - Jun 10, 2008 7:00:03 pm PDT #2955 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm trying to think of a nice lil sentimental, but useful present for my boss to say "thanks for all the help from past 11 years, thanks for the vote of confidence in hiring me @ new place, and thanks for saving me from crazy old head of company." maybe tie it in as a house warming/ welcome to TX. Any ideas? Brain is a bit scattered right now.


Fay - Jun 10, 2008 7:09:19 pm PDT #2956 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Can't believe I forgot to mention Vortex's party woes! Because, OMG, I was just blown away by the rudeness! Ack! At least it wasn't one person taking it upon themselves to double the size of your party - but I'm still startled that people would be so cheeky. I mean, fine, if you're at college having a kegger, whatever. But in the world of grownups? Just - no. Really. You ASK THE HOST.


Laga - Jun 10, 2008 7:37:50 pm PDT #2957 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

omnis is boss from California? Maybe some stuff you can't get in Texas like... I can't think of anything but (for example) when I lived in Chicago and I'd come out to visit my brother in California I always used to bring a case of Old Style with me.


WindSparrow - Jun 10, 2008 7:41:58 pm PDT #2958 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

And he smells good. Oh, shit.

Just what were you drinking on that date, vw?

Also, Woo. And might I add, Hoo! You deserve some giggle-worthy dates.

P.S. I'm kinda sad that I missed the coy code name thing for Daniel.... Um... was there a code name for me or did I show up soon enough after we were encoupled that the code name was not needed?


meara - Jun 10, 2008 7:42:25 pm PDT #2959 of 10001

Oh!! Realized today while on the plane reading regency romance novel that moment from Friday night dance felt eerily like moment OUT OF a trashy regency romance, pulled forward in time!! (I shall be posting this in LJ as well, and apologize to those who will see it twice, but must share)

Our players:

The Rake About Town, aka The GILF, a player who has toyed with many a young girl's heart, and flirts endlessly with them at the evening's dances, because he is of course, a superb dancer

Our Heroine (moi, of course), who has been teased mercilessly by the rake, after he had been dancing attendance on her for many months, only to puzzlingly refuse to take his advances any farther

R, a past paramour of the Rake, who was devastated when he dropped his pursuit of her shortly after Our Heroine joined the scene (though not due to that fact) and has only recently fully rejoined the social whirl

B, a newcomer to the scene, and current flirt of the Rake, who the betting books have as an odds on favorite to give in to his advances any week now

Wallflower, a sweet and shy miss, who lacks the style and outer sparkle of any of the previous three, though she may possess an inner strength and sharp tongue as yet undiscovered

The Scene: An evening's dance, where the Rake has asked each lady in turn to dance several times, showing preference to none....

The Rake finishes a dance with Wallflower and returns to where the other ladies are engaged in conversation. He then informs them that he has a mission for the three of them, and flatters them that they all have excellent personal style...and that Wallflower needs assistance in making her personal style more "dykey" (OK, that part not so Regency). What would these ladies suggest? Their styles are all so unique, and yet so flattering!

...and at this point, the scene broke down, because all of us, including "Wallflower" (who really does need a better personal style, but...), stared at the GILF and went "What the fucking FUCK???" (and a couple of us went "Um, do we LOOK like "DYKEY STYLE EXPERTS to YOU? HELLLOOOOO??" and i even said "When I try to look more dykey it usually involves corsets and leather, and I doubt she's into that" and she quickly agreed that was not her thing...). And at that point R declared that the four of us should get together and go "trolling for hos". But I digress...

In a romance novel, this would be the point at which the three of us became good friends with the wallflower, made her over into the toast of the Ton, the Rake truly fell for her (after really only planning to set her up with his cousin), and we maybe got sequels of our own.

I rather doubt that will happen either.

But it still amused, the comparison.