Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:26 am PDT #2678 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

he can tell me how pretty and awesome and smart I am.

And then I will tell you how pretty and awesome and smart you are. Then we will smoke cigarettes and affect an air of ennui.

vw, go you on losing weight!


sj - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:34 am PDT #2679 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

DJ, I can't read the whitfont on my phone but I'm sending calm-ma your way.


Maria - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:55 am PDT #2680 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

didn't need to be said twice


juliana - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:02 am PDT #2681 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{DJ}}} Good idea on the drinks with gay boyfriend.


sj - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:22 am PDT #2682 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I also wanted to say yay for vw's weight loss. I meant to ask you at the party if you had lost weight.


Atropa - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:37 am PDT #2683 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

{{{DJ}}}


Burrell - Jun 09, 2008 11:30:05 am PDT #2684 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh DJ, try to get that one out of your brain if you can. You are sexy and funny and wonderful.

sj, could it have been ovulation bleeding? That's not uncommon.

I really want to see SatC, but I seem to be one of the only ones around here who enjoyed the tv show.


Jars - Jun 09, 2008 11:32:45 am PDT #2685 of 10001

I also loved SaTC, and am hella excited about the film. There's an office outing tomorrow to see it.


sj - Jun 09, 2008 11:33:35 am PDT #2686 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Burrell, it could be, but I've never heard of that before. The timing sounds right though. My doctor said if the pregnancy test was negative, just to keep track if things and call him if it happens again.


Daisy Jane - Jun 09, 2008 11:33:53 am PDT #2687 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm very, "Flirt, crush on, whatever-anyone who has ever met me knows I flirt with everyone and catch a crush at the drop of a hat-just don't lie." It also makes me really uncomfortable when patrons try to tell me he doesn't flirt at the bar. Dude. Yes. He. Does. Don't lie to me because you think I can't handle that because it seems like there's something to hide.