You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jun 05, 2008 6:55:19 pm PDT #2122 of 10001

Someone who knew her was all "Oh, yay! Is your dad going to be here?" and she was like "No, I asked him to stay home" and I was thinking "Well I would fucking HOPE SO!"


billytea - Jun 05, 2008 6:55:36 pm PDT #2123 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am officially a member of a sex club now! Which is to say, I went to an orientation, where they read us the rules, and I paid dues, and signed a form saying I would follow the rules.

Did you point out that you already know your orientation?


meara - Jun 05, 2008 6:58:19 pm PDT #2124 of 10001

Did you point out that you already know your orientation?

Hah! One woman, while we were introducing ourselves and saying why we were there, was like "Um, well, I'm gay, so I'm not sure how well I'll fit in...uh..." since the four or five people previous had seemed kinda straight, apparently. And immediately I (who'd gone right before her) was like "Oh, sweetie, fear not. There are plenty of us gays here" and the guy in the front row was like "Oh yeah, I'm gay too" and the 18 year old was like "Oh, I can be gay sometimes!"

Of course, after a coupple of introductions that were painfully earnest of the "I want to have a safe space to explore my sexuality", my "yeah, I've been here a few times and feel like I shouldn't make my friends guest me in any more" was a good intro to the 18 year old talking about her MOM.


meara - Jun 05, 2008 7:00:37 pm PDT #2125 of 10001

At another point, the woman (who was very earnest, middle aged hippie type, wearing tiedye leggings) was saying something about how no guns are allowed, even if they are unloaded. And that the closest thing to guns allowed are nerve weapons. And on occasion they even have nights where they run around shooting each other with nerve weapons.

And I'm thinking of ita, and tasers, and like "Wow, this lady is WAY more hardcore than I thought! I would NOT want to run around tasering people! Damn!!!"

Then I realized she was talking about NERF weapons.

Um.


Laga - Jun 05, 2008 7:02:58 pm PDT #2126 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Then I realized she was talking about NERF weapons.

hee!


Torque - Jun 05, 2008 7:12:09 pm PDT #2127 of 10001
Bad Wolf

Sex club with your parents......*shudder*


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2008 7:14:29 pm PDT #2128 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The "Center for Sex Positive Culture". Formerly known as the "Wet Spot".

Isn't that the place that has (or used to have) the Goth dance night that Jilli always went/goes to?

I mean...your mom goes to a sex club, and you still want to attend?

I've known of a couple instances where a parent and adult child were members of the same lifestyle group, or were at the same event, and all I could think was, There is not enough therapy in the WORLD.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2008 7:15:35 pm PDT #2129 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Then I realized she was talking about NERF weapons.

What you're seeing is the light in my eyes fading.

Whoops.


meara - Jun 05, 2008 7:19:51 pm PDT #2130 of 10001

What you're seeing is the light in my eyes fading.

I know, I was TOTALLY thinking "well, if I'm a member, I could guest ita in for the taser night, and then not participate myself..." (Though I was also thinking she didn't look like she'd be much challenge for you...though some of the guys might, I suppose)

Isn't that the place that has (or used to have) the Goth dance night that Jilli always went/goes to?

Yep!


Laga - Jun 05, 2008 7:21:11 pm PDT #2131 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh lordy. The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property has taken out a two-page ad in today's LA Times. Too bad it's not Property, Family and Tradition so I could say, "PFffffT!"

edit: ooh! on tfp dot org you can vote in their poll about the recent California Supreme Court decision. So far "It is a welcome step for human rights" is winning. Go human rights!