So, I very much have not remotely asked Cute Guy out, because that would involve, you know, asking him out. However I am stealthily progressing from acquaintances to sort of friends, hwich in the Victorian Courtship Rituals of Fay does count as a step in the right direction.

Realistically I can't see myself asking anyone out until I'm a lot less miserable about my weight than I am at present. (Something that I'm working on, obviously, and well done me, but it's going to tak a while.) Mostly I feel like Tosh on Torchwood at the minute, which is decidedly rubbish. But, OMG, he needs to stop being made of awesome. Stat.

Because - OMG. Head go boom. At the moment (granted, somehat under the influnec of alcohol) I would totally have his babies. For he is AWESOME.

Fay, you should post his email address so we can start sending him anonymous "Hey Mr Awesome! Ask Fay out for drinks!" messages.

Mostly I feel like Tosh on Torchwood at the minute, which is decidedly rubbish.

Brilliant and hot?

But, OMG, he needs to stop being made of awesome. Stat.

No, I don't think you really want that. You need to realize that you are also made of awesome. Or we'll have to start with those anonymous emails.

(granted, somehat under the influnec of alcohol)

Don't change your drunken typos. Ever. They're adorable.

Realistically I can't see myself asking anyone out until I'm a lot less miserable about my weight than I am at present.

While I understand on an intellectual level that you feel this way, I just can't get it. You are LOVELY. You're smart, and funny, and entertaining and brilliant (in the US AND UK versions of the word). I wish I could make you feel better, but I get that it's a personal thing. But, every time that you say something negative about yourself, I will be FORCED to contradict you.

what Vortex said. Plus, he's seen ya on the loo, and still talks to you. So. ASK HIM.

Fay, you're so hot. You should be swimming in blokes(or lasses) or blokes AND lasses.

Plus, he's seen ya on the loo, and still talks to you. So. ASK HIM.

You know? That's an *excellent* point.

Guest pets:

Guest lizard.

Guest dog.

Guest cat.

Fay, I'm amazed that someone as fabulous as you could be insecure.

Teppy, guest lizard is creepy.

Tep, I got this for Owen at MOMA. How cool would a picture of Saki be with that?

I think Saki is a seriously cool-looking lizard. But I may be a little freaky that way.