I've been meaning to post this since it arrived in my mailbox (for utterly unknown reasons)-- Food in a tube seems to a be a Hungarian thing. I was merely being true to my heritage.
I'm all up in the law now, but damn it feels good to get my violence on.
Gunn ,'Unleashed'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Jun 03, 2008 9:48:18 am PDT #1789 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
ChiKat - Jun 03, 2008 9:48:19 am PDT #1790 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Eeep. $800 in car repairs. I had mentally prepared myself for about $600. I know it's only $200 more, but $800 just seems like a whole lot.
SailAweigh - Jun 03, 2008 9:52:39 am PDT #1791 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Ouch, ChiKat!
sj - Jun 03, 2008 9:56:48 am PDT #1792 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
You can still take the freeway and have to deal with the traffic. They just have a tollway instead of HOV lanes.
Most of the friends we have there have only been there a couple of years, so they could be wrong, but they didn't seem to think this was the case. We only knew how to get places based on what they were telling us.
Polter-Cow - Jun 03, 2008 9:56:55 am PDT #1793 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yow.
that seems (to me) to be its only redeeming quality.
Well, it was a crispy fish fillet! Everything fried is good.
I want go tripping on the miracle berry.
omnis_audis - Jun 03, 2008 9:58:33 am PDT #1794 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In case anyone didn't catch it: eye-drop poisoning is no laughing matter.
I know omnis was mostly joking suggesting this as a revenge scheme, but this cannot be repeated enough. Please don't put eye drops in other people's drinks.
Glad I never did it. Tempted to a few times, but Karma worries kept me from trying. Can we sue CSI for false advertising? Man. That could be seriously dangerous!
:: crosses visine revenge trick off list ::
So its like my 2nd to last day here at work, and of course, shit is breaking. WTF people! Couldn't it wait until NEXT week?!?
Sparky1 - Jun 03, 2008 9:59:26 am PDT #1795 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
We only knew how to get places based on what they were telling us.
It really stinks that the rental car company didn't give you a warning about the local system. (I bet if they claim they did, you'll find it in the smallest type evah on your rental agreement.)
Frankenbuddha - Jun 03, 2008 10:00:52 am PDT #1796 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
All the tags I took off my undies say, "VSD".
The initials of the owner the gnomes took them from is my guess.
Laga - Jun 03, 2008 10:02:27 am PDT #1797 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I want go tripping on the miracle berry.
Ooh me too.
Snopes points out that putting anything into someone's drink with the intention of causing harm is poisoning and can land you in jail whether you hurt someone or not.
Laga - Jun 03, 2008 10:06:39 am PDT #1798 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
does a straight beat a flush?