I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - May 30, 2008 6:32:39 pm PDT #1300 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

(wonders what it would take to get another Buffista to move to St. Louis)


Jessica - May 30, 2008 6:36:49 pm PDT #1301 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

b) once you have been so separated, your bits are then effectively squirted through a tube

And as we all know, the internet is a whole series of tubes! We could travel by broadband!


vw bug - May 30, 2008 6:37:12 pm PDT #1302 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

o_a, that's HUGE! Congratulations!

Go, Kristin!

Party over. Me sleepy. Much fun was had. My thesis buddy's adorable little sister was the "official photographer." I can't wait to upload these pictures and share. They are so priceless. My favorite is the one of the cake in the fridge.


Laga - May 30, 2008 8:41:34 pm PDT #1303 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Congrats again o_a. And see you tomorrow!


Nicole - May 30, 2008 8:46:18 pm PDT #1304 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Lots of good things tonight!

I'm glad your party went well, vw. I'll try to wait patiently for the pictures.

Yay Cashmere! I can only imagine what a huge weight has been lifted off of your mind. (At least until I have a better idea when I put my own place on the market in the next few months.)

Wow Kristin - you're definitely in demand. Have you thought about buying a lottery ticket? Or maybe seven? You seem to be on a good streak. Go you!

Congrats, omnis! May the packing and moving and unpacking go as smoothly as possible.


omnis_audis - May 30, 2008 8:56:24 pm PDT #1305 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

thanks for all the congrats! I'm nervous, excited, happy, sad. I'm a ball of emotions. Now that I finally have the "am I leaving" anxiety out of the way, it has been replaced with:

- moving- movers or pod? will my shit fit in a pod? packing/unpacking pod PITA. Cost of movers instead of pod

- finding an apartment. And why do the online rental thingies show so many outside shots, and NONE of the interior?! Hello! I live inside. A few of the community, great, but some of actual apartments, BETTER!

:: sigh ::

it will be a fun 6 weeks.


Laga - May 30, 2008 9:10:30 pm PDT #1306 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My something from the something store has shipped! I hope it's a machete.


meara - May 30, 2008 10:02:02 pm PDT #1307 of 10001

And as we all know, the internet is a whole series of tubes! We could travel by broadband!

WHeeeeee! Series of tuuuuuuuubes!!!

I'm tipsy!

I took exactly $15 to the club. Enough for 3 beers and tips. I knew that was plenty of alcohol. I wanted to get drunko ff my ass, but that was a bad plan. I am too mature for that. Instead, I figured three beers was one beer more than I can handle. And i got 2/3 of the way through it and went "uh oh, I am feeling maudlin cause they are playing COUNTRY MSUCI, THE MUSIC OF PAIN". Which I said out loud to the girl next to me, who didn't get it cause she is no t a buffistas. (DO YOU know how many times I have had to bacckspace while typing this?? MANY TIMES).

But overall it was a good good evening. I didn't actually dance all that mch, but one of my good friends was there, so i was able to be all "OMG" and hug and cry, and then GILF and her boytoy from DC were there, unexpectedly, and were surprisingly nice, and flirty, and so that went well, and was pretty good, as these things go. And I did not get too drunk, and did not stay too sober, and did not divulge TOO much information, though I did probably say a bit too much, but that happens when you're unahppy and tipsy, but i don' think anyone at all figured out WHY. Just that I was upset, and horny. Which, hi, been there for months, so that's nothing new.

And the gayboy who does the hustle came back this week! So we befriended him some more! YAY! We like him.

PLUS< THIS WEEK WITH GAY RUGGERS! THey were cute. We paid one (it was a fundraiser to send htem TO IRELAND!) to take his shirt off and do pushups.


Laga - May 30, 2008 10:03:22 pm PDT #1308 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yay meara! That sounds like a rollicking good time overall.


meara - May 30, 2008 10:12:03 pm PDT #1309 of 10001

On the way home, my friend offered to give me a ride, rather than hav eme walk home. She lives a block from the club. yay. So we walk out of the club.

THe GILF and co had left a few minutes before. So I was about to tell her some story about them, and then we walk out of the club, and there they are, walking back towards the club from somewehre else! Ridiculous!! So they walk a block with us, and then we part ways, and they say something, and there was some question as to what the story was, whether my friend was taking me home, or, ahem, taking me home, and GILF was like "don't mock, [meara] is hot to take home!" or somesuch. And my friend was like "WTF? I am not mocking!" and we were both like "WTF????" There was no mocking? And who are you to know if I am hot stuff to take home??? Ay.