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Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 30, 2008 2:14:12 pm PDT #1278 of 10001
brillig

I was surprised at the amount of cluelessness that still persists in airport security lines. There was a woman wearing a few pounds of metal jewelry who couldn't understand why the metal detector kept going off. Hubby had to tell her, "Your jewelry is setting off the detector, take it off." "OK," she says, and starts taking it off and trying to hand it to Hubby instead of putting it in the little box. Hubby refuses to take it, and she starts shoving it at him. He finally had to turn to a guard and say, "I don't know this woman, and I don't know why she's trying to hand me this stuff, what do I do?" They finally took her to the side for the full look over, and she bitched the whole way.

Meanwhile, Hubby, with his TENS unit attached to himself and wires running in and out of his clothing, barely got a look other than "What is that, sir?"


meara - May 30, 2008 2:20:05 pm PDT #1279 of 10001

So just stuff my smaller purse (and toiletries, book, and bunny) into the bookbag and I'm good?

Yes, but make sure you can actually stuff the purse in there. Sometimes, people are all 'but I COULD stuff the purse in!" and they're like "Um, but ....do it." and then the person can't, really.


Atropa - May 30, 2008 2:24:29 pm PDT #1280 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes, but make sure you can actually stuff the purse in there. Sometimes, people are all 'but I COULD stuff the purse in!" and they're like "Um, but ....do it." and then the person can't, really.

Oh don't worry, I'm planning on doing a packing test run on Sunday.

I was surprised at the amount of cluelessness that still persists in airport security lines. There was a woman wearing a few pounds of metal jewelry who couldn't understand why the metal detector kept going off

The security people usually really like me, because I know enough to send everything I can through the x-ray machine. Bag, hat, shoes, jewelry ...

Plus, they usually seem pretty amused by me and whatever bunny I'm traveling with that, which probably helps.


DCJensen - May 30, 2008 2:33:12 pm PDT #1281 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Two travel notes:

- Some airlines are imposing new luggage fees. To pay for fuel, they say.

- There are now three lines in many airports. Basically frequent flier, casual traveler, and families or special needs.

And don't wear gun jewelry, or they may get you: [link]


Connie Neil - May 30, 2008 2:40:08 pm PDT #1282 of 10001
brillig

The security people usually really like me

They're probably all just delighted at seeing all the bits and pieces that go through, as opposed to endless dull purses, shoes, etc. I imagine a sparkly top hat with feathers and a pin looks a lot more cool sitting in one of those bins than yet another diaper bag.


Connie Neil - May 30, 2008 2:42:09 pm PDT #1283 of 10001
brillig

And don't wear gun jewelry, or they may get you

Read the bit about the guy who told security he had a bomb because he didn't want to admit he had a penis pump with his mother standing there!


DCJensen - May 30, 2008 3:19:16 pm PDT #1284 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I found this on Wired today: [link]

Somehow one doesn't often think of the Secretary of State of the US being a KISS fangirl...

...But then I tend to think of people like Henry Kissenger as SoS.


hippocampus - May 30, 2008 3:24:13 pm PDT #1285 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

congrats omnis!

Kristin, that sounds like something my pal Ben would say whole rolling his eyes at the JHUocracy.


Laura - May 30, 2008 4:03:41 pm PDT #1286 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay omnis! Lucky Dallas!


Cashmere - May 30, 2008 4:15:08 pm PDT #1287 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

congrats, omnis!

WOOT! Our Ohio house buyout is finally sorted out. The company is definitely buying it, and we should be getting the details from the real estate company soon. This is going to take a HUGE load off of our stress plate.

DH has been in the throes of severe allergies recently. Claritin is knocking him out with the sleepy. We need to figure out an OTC remedy that isn't going to zombify him.