Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - May 30, 2008 7:00:48 am PDT #1151 of 10001
Because books.

I named my tiny, ancient Rio MP3 player "Edith" because she's so old-fashioned.


Vortex - May 30, 2008 7:01:37 am PDT #1152 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That's funny.

I must admit that Dana suggested the spelling. I was calling it Ianto. And she said "shouldn't that be iAnto?" but, it's a perfect name because it does almost everything for me. The only thing it doesn't do is bring coffee :(

My (now departed) desktop was named Giles, and my laptop's name is Ripper. My roomba is named Scooter. The new tivo doesn't have a name yet.

I worked at a company where the server was named Hall of Justice and all of the computers were superheros. I wanted Wonder Woman, but I got Flash. I was talking to the computer guy and he told me that the naming scheme was almost greek gods (with the server being Olympus, of course).


Jessica - May 30, 2008 7:02:40 am PDT #1153 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, and the external hard drive for Dru was Miss Edith. Now it's attached to Willow.


meara - May 30, 2008 7:04:03 am PDT #1154 of 10001

Goddamnit. I was goign to be productive today. Yesterday I was NOT. I was all "Lalala, got back from trip, on internet, shit, have migraine...will be productive tomorrow"

This morning, log on to email...have email from ex, all "hey, we haven't talked in a while...you should know so you don't hear through the grapevine, you said you wanted to know if I was dating someone seriously, well I am"

Fuck. Now I'm useless and crying and plotting and wondering and all "why did I move to seattle?" and "no one loves me" and "why have I not even kissed anyone in MONTHS?" and "WTF is WRONG with me??" and "Goddamnit!" [edit: All before 9AM. Whcih is just EXTRA wrong]


Cashmere - May 30, 2008 7:04:07 am PDT #1155 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

my iPhone's name is iAnto.

LOVELOVELOVE.


Sean K - May 30, 2008 7:05:38 am PDT #1156 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I love my nerdy Buffistas.

Naming my Windows partition was a toss up between Heisenberg and Schroedinger, but I couldn't remember Schroedinger's first name.

Plus, I thought naming a Windows drive with anything even remotely associated with death in any way was pushing my luck too much.


Miracleman - May 30, 2008 7:07:31 am PDT #1157 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I have no naming "scheme" per se.

The Batcomputer is named the Batcomputer. Or, on occasion, I refer to it as "Bruce".

The laptop is nicknamed "Wheezy" because it's so old it's steam-driven. I believe the copy of Word on it is registered to "E. Whitney"


Susan W. - May 30, 2008 7:11:22 am PDT #1158 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Our computers started out being named for our alma maters' mascots--Buffalo and Quaker. When we got our first laptop, it was War Eagle for my family's Auburn loyalties. War Eagle is now mostly dead, and has been replaced by a break in the naming scheme. We named it Niehaus, for the M's announcer.

{{{meara}}}


Amy - May 30, 2008 7:13:33 am PDT #1159 of 10001
Because books.

{{{meara}}}

It's all because people are stupid. Lots and lots of people love you, and clearly Seattle is just too vague to see your kissableness.


vw bug - May 30, 2008 7:19:43 am PDT #1160 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, meara, what a shitty way to start the day. {{{meara}}}

Cleaning is DONE! I need to put some furniture back after sweeping/mopping, but I'm all proud of myself. The party isn't till 7:00! I'm ready all early and stuff. I even vacuumed the back steps since people might come up and down them from the back yard. I'm not sure you can actually tell I vacuumed them, but oh, well. I'm considering sweeping the front porch since I'm done all early and stuff.