We're not talking to you.
Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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We're not talking to you.
Is this some kind of zen koan? "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" territory? Are you trying to blow my synthetic mind with logical paradox? Because that only works in bad sci fi shows.
I still think the Chief could be your other Cylon. Could a mere human be that good with machines? And I'm speaking from experience here. Yowza!
BSG
How's this for a plan, then: if I draw an XO, I'll repair FTL and XO Zarek. If I don't, I'll repair the AQ and try to brig Apollo.
BSG
That sounds like a good plan.
BSG
If you XO me I'll walk down to the brig on my very own. Promise.
BSG
Isn't that generous of him? And now, a word of advice: Don't just tell women what they want to hear. Type it in all caps.
BSG
Since our running total is now 8 out of 7 and we are already passing, I play no cards into this check.
if I draw an XO, I'll repair FTL and XO Zarek. If I don't, I'll repair the AQ and try to brig Apollo.
This makes sense to me.
BSG
7 YG
Destiny Deck: G1, G2
Chief:G3
Apollo: R5, R4, R2
Boomer:R2
Zarek: G2
Helo:pass
Tigh:
Running Total: -5 out of 7
FAIL
WAIT! With Chief's once per game ability, he negates all red, so the new total is 8 out of 7. Supreme PASS.
But WAIT! We still need to hear from Tigh! Maybe he's hearing Jimi Hendrix.
Admiral?
BSG
Jumping up and down, playing air guitar. "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!"
He is, but fortunately, it's not a famous Bob Dylan song made even more famous by Jimi.
(Oh, come on, what ELSE would he listen to other than "Purple Haze"?)
I play no cards.
"Chief, your plans of action sound good to me. And thanks for making sure that frakker Apollo didn't do any real damage with that Viper out there. Proceed at your discretion."
*continues playing air guitar*
Sorry. I'm in crazy period right now, 2 shows about to load in, and minimal student help, since school doesn't start for another week n a half. I hope to have end turn wrap up, with civvie explosions, and chief card draw late tonight board time.