Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Volans - May 11, 2008 11:38:47 am PDT #512 of 26132
move out and draw fire

I'm theoretically working while mostly shoulder-surfing the DH play GTA4.

Have you guys heard the radio news about the (spoilery for plot, I believe) captain of the Platypus ?

Also just discovered that if you start working over a mime, LCPD will arrest you. Dicks.


amych - May 11, 2008 11:43:04 am PDT #513 of 26132
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And yet, we confirmed that they don't care if you mow down dozens of peds like tenpins. What did the mimes do to get all these extra privileges?


NoiseDesign - May 11, 2008 11:43:58 am PDT #514 of 26132
Our wings are not tired

Well they are certainly keeping quiet about something.


omnis_audis - May 11, 2008 12:19:48 pm PDT #515 of 26132
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

that was bad ND.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2008 12:21:15 pm PDT #516 of 26132
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Oh god, ND, the puntacular brings me pain!

No, wait, that would be the headache I already had.

In GTA IV news, it is becoming clear to me that the one thing I accidentally spoiled myself for - the number of story missions - may have been wrong. It's becoming clear I have quite a few left to go.

The fact that I don't know if I'm 60 or 90 percent of the way through the story? Makes me very happy.

In other GTA news, I just had the mission which was the bank robbery. The running gun battle with assault rifles versus hordes of police had to have been a nod to the movie 'Heat'. BTW, it rocked. The combat in this game has been so satisfying.


Pix - May 11, 2008 12:37:13 pm PDT #517 of 26132
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm much earlier in the game. I'm just now at the part where you have to mow "Union Leaders" down at the construction site. I'm having a hard time in the last scene. I end up getting myself killed because I'm trying to rush through tons of people shooting at me in order not to let the last guy get away in the helicopter. Do I have more time than I think I do at that point? Can I hide and pick people off at my leisure, or do I need to rush? Advice?

Also, Raq cracks me up. A lot. And I am not even going to grace ND's terrible pun with a response.


amych - May 11, 2008 1:16:19 pm PDT #518 of 26132
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hey, folks: a gentle reminder since I know there are people in this thread who aren't down with the spoilers -- please use the spoiler-font quick-edit instead of hand-coding spoilers to be white.

Now that people can customize the look of the board, you may be trying hard not to spoil people, but inadvertently doing so to someone who's gone to the trouble of matching their spoiler font to the same hot pink as their background color.


Jessica - May 11, 2008 1:28:08 pm PDT #519 of 26132
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amych, that might be worth posting in Press, since it also applies to all the threads where TV might be mentioned. (I started to list them, but I got tired.)


amych - May 11, 2008 1:32:52 pm PDT #520 of 26132
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You're right -- I was thinking in terms of sticking a reminder where I saw it happen, but of course that runs the risk of being too late...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2008 2:00:54 pm PDT #521 of 26132
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Amych. I didn't even know there was another option rather than "font color=white". Hell, I didn't know you could customize the look of the look of the board. I am behind the times.

I think the quick edit formatting window could do with changing to reflect that.

Non-spoilery response to Kristin; you have more time than you think. I only played that through to the very end once and i thought I'd blown it but I still got him.