You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


omnis_audis - Oct 14, 2009 6:22:34 am PDT #4558 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

insent


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 14, 2009 9:39:19 am PDT #4559 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I play the one and only card I can.


Miracleman - Oct 14, 2009 10:26:14 am PDT #4560 of 26134
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I play the one and only card I can.

...the Old Maid.

EAT IT, CYLON SCUM! EAT THE MAID!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 14, 2009 10:58:33 am PDT #4561 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

Clearly a new Cylon virus had gotten into the computers because it's starting to spout gibberish.


omnis_audis - Oct 14, 2009 11:04:07 am PDT #4562 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Starting? That source ALWAYS spewed gibberish.


Laga - Oct 14, 2009 11:19:48 am PDT #4563 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Clearly he's auditioning for a shot at playing Helo.


Miracleman - Oct 14, 2009 12:09:37 pm PDT #4564 of 26134
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

We used to play...what's that game? Spades? Where you try to pass the Queen of Spades to someone else?

Anyway, our group called the Queen of Spades "The Bitch" when playing. And one friend, when he would successfully force another player to take The Bitch would croon:

"Eeeeeeaaaaaat iiiiiiiit! Eeeeeaaaaat the Biiiiiiitch!"


billytea - Oct 14, 2009 3:06:53 pm PDT #4565 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

I'm clarifying one CO, but here's how things stand card play-wise.

Destiny: 2 cards
Tigh: 1 card
Apollo: 1 card
Chief: no cards
Zarek: 2 cards
Helo: 1 card
Starbuck:

Starbuck, you'll finish up this check.


billytea - Oct 14, 2009 9:01:20 pm PDT #4566 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

I have orders from Starbuck. Time to resolve the check.

Destiny: 2 cards
Tigh: 1 card
Apollo: 1 card
Chief: no cards
Zarek: 2 cards
Helo: 1 card
Starbuck: 4 cards

Cards played:

Yellow 1
Yellow 2
Green 1
Red 1
Red 1
Red 2
Red 3
Red 3
Red 4
Purple 4
Purple 5

Tally: 18 - 9 = 9. Check fails by 2. The fleet loses 1 Population.

But! Helo, voice partly muffled as Tigh is currently flushing his head down the toilet, plays a Green-5 to Declare an Emergency. Difficulty is reduced by 2 - the check passes!

Cylon activation: heavy raiders. The heavy in Sector 2 moves to Sector 1.

Jump prep: Yes (advances to Blue 3).

That concludes Starbuck's turn. President Tigh, when I get a chance I'll send you your cards. When you're ready, please post your action.


omnis_audis - Oct 14, 2009 9:06:46 pm PDT #4567 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

:: gurggle guuurrrgle ::

(translation: Yes! YEEESSS!!!)

Try doing that with the Toasters, sir! Maybe you'll short out their frakkin' circuits so we can win this game.