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Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

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Kalshane - Oct 11, 2009 4:25:00 pm PDT #4481 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

And may I just say thanks to Apollo for ensuring that Team Human didn't have to waste any cards on keeping his sorry cylon ass in the slam.

Don't get too smug there, President 12 Step. At least none of my tactical errors resulted in the death of 3/4s of my people.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 11, 2009 4:56:20 pm PDT #4482 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

2/3rds actually. Being a jumped-up calculator, I thought you'd know that.

And anyway, they were killed by your people, Apollo 2.0.


omnis_audis - Oct 11, 2009 4:58:48 pm PDT #4483 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

Apollo 2.0 sounds like an improved version. Can we call it Apollo!Vista instead?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 11, 2009 5:08:04 pm PDT #4484 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I think Toaster!Apollo would suffice.


Kalshane - Oct 11, 2009 5:08:56 pm PDT #4485 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

2/3rds actually. Being a jumped-up calculator, I thought you'd know that.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was counting the population you're about to lose.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 11, 2009 5:15:18 pm PDT #4486 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

Helo, see if you can fit Apollo's head through those bars one more time, will'ya? Don't mind any cracking sounds.


billytea - Oct 11, 2009 5:15:46 pm PDT #4487 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was counting the population you're about to lose.

Oh, snap! President Tigh, you've been told!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 11, 2009 6:21:02 pm PDT #4488 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

Tigh has a saying - Your smug comeback isn't too snappy with your head shoved down the communal john.


Kalshane - Oct 11, 2009 6:27:19 pm PDT #4489 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

That threat would be bit more intimidating if you didn't always have your head down there heaving up your latest bender.


billytea - Oct 11, 2009 6:36:33 pm PDT #4490 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That threat would be bit more intimidating if you didn't always have your head down there heaving up your latest bender.

No, I'd find "shove his head in the toilet so I can ralph on him" more troubling rather than less. And I now recall that a friend of mine was fond of saying "I'd rather dive headfirst into a bucket of my own vomit" when he wanted to beg off some course of action.