Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Laga - Oct 07, 2009 10:00:08 am PDT #4366 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

BSG

I can help a little with the check.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 07, 2009 10:56:58 am PDT #4367 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I cannot help with the check. However we are currently getting the paperwork done to ensure Mr. Zarek's speedy return to the fleet.


billytea - Oct 07, 2009 1:22:39 pm PDT #4368 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

There are no interrupts. Helo, you're first to play.


Kalshane - Oct 07, 2009 2:52:36 pm PDT #4369 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

I can help with the check. Honest.


omnis_audis - Oct 07, 2009 3:15:50 pm PDT #4370 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

All my cards would hurt in this endeavor, so I play none.


billytea - Oct 07, 2009 4:38:42 pm PDT #4371 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Starbuck, you're up next.

Destiny: 2 cards
Helo: no cards
Starbuck:
Tigh:
Apollo:
Chief:
Zarek:


Sean K - Oct 07, 2009 5:02:09 pm PDT #4372 of 26134
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have neither yellow (don't draw), nor any purple remaining. So I shal play no cards.

Sorry, Zarek. Good luck.


billytea - Oct 07, 2009 6:04:25 pm PDT #4373 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Pradmiral Tigh is next.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 07, 2009 9:38:14 pm PDT #4374 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I already said. I have no cards I can play.


omnis_audis - Oct 07, 2009 10:43:33 pm PDT #4375 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

What the Frak! The doc burns me with his gorrum cig's and *I* get the brig?!?! What the FRAK?!?

Huh?

I am NOT a frakkin Cylon! Geez, Boomer and I are stuck on Caprica for a few weeks and you think I'm a Cylon!? Do I look like a Toaster?

She's a what? No way! Trust me, she's ALL woman! (sorry chief).

Skinjob? WHAT? She is NOT a machine, she's CARRYING MY BABY!! (sorry chief). No frakkin' way a MACHINE can make a baby!

That's not Boomer?? What do you mean Boomer killed the old man? Killed the old man??? Holy frak. I was wondering why the Colonel was calling all the shots. But how could Boomer do that if she was on Caprica with me?? Explain that!

They do what? Multiple copies?? Whaaa?? So was I frakkin' a..?

Look. I dunno what the FRAK is going on. I'm confused as all hell here. But I assure you, I *AM* *NOT* *A* *CYLON* !!! And if SHE isn't Boomer, than why is she in the Brig?!? She is the Mother of my child!! I mean. Frak. OK. I get that. Well. FRAK. She's a Cylon?!?! FRAK!

:: passes out on cot, brain drained and confused ::