Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2009 11:45:52 am PDT #3849 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis was on the right

:: buffs finger nails ::

Ayup. Once again, I'm right.


Sean K - Sep 10, 2009 12:28:20 pm PDT #3850 of 26134
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

BSG

I'm gonna stick with my answer, One Eye.


StuntHusband - Sep 10, 2009 12:47:39 pm PDT #3851 of 26134
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

BSG

One Eye

And after all that habitual drinking, it's one RED eye.

I'm just saying.


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2009 12:52:49 pm PDT #3852 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

:: working on "tan" ::


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 10, 2009 12:55:51 pm PDT #3853 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I have two perfectly functioning eyes, pilot. And they are both reading your performance reviews.


Sean K - Sep 10, 2009 1:03:40 pm PDT #3854 of 26134
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

BSG

I think even you are not quite stupd enough to throw me in the brig while we're under attack by a basestar, so I think I could pretty much wipe my ass with those performance reports and get away with it. Unless you're, you know, a cylon.

So pass that bottle over here, Drinky. I ain't dying sober.


Laga - Sep 10, 2009 1:05:24 pm PDT #3855 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Starbuck, what comes after "b"?

"ooze" apparently


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2009 1:49:06 pm PDT #3856 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think even you are not quite stupd enough
the irony of typos.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 10, 2009 3:38:09 pm PDT #3857 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

So pass that bottle over here, Drinky. I ain't dying sober.

You get some after the battle is over. I might even share some of my better malt if you manage to take out more than 2 raiders.

Now get to work!


Kalshane - Sep 10, 2009 4:31:04 pm PDT #3858 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

In response to billytea's earlier request.

BSG

How did I get here? Well, lets see. I was ordered to participate in some cheesy ceremony for my dick of a dad, and then the Cylons attacked and in the midst humanity getting blown to hell I realized that maybe my dad wasn't such a dick after all. Of course, before we could really reconcile the Chief's skinjob girlfriend shot him. (I may be a bit bitter about that.) So now we're left with humanity under the leadership of Admiral Alkie and President Thuglife.

Meanwhile I'm CAG over a bunch of nuggets and my dead brother's fiance who I don't know if I want to frak or kill, but at least she's good at blowing up toasters. To top it all off, I'm flying around in my dad's old rust bucket of a Viper. "Good job on the restoration, Chief. Though I'm bit disturbed the cockpit still smells like his mustache wax."

Humanity is so frakked.