BSG

So the characters in this game are:

Tigh (Pete)
Apollo (Kalshane)
Chief (Laga)
Zarek (Stunthusband)
Helo (omnis_audis)
Starbuck (Sean K)

Game start summary, and oh, you know the Cylons have just found you again. Take note that Apollo has chosen to launch in Sector 5.

Round 0.0 - Set-up

Locations and Hands
Tigh: Command; 0 card(s)
Apollo: Sector 5; 3 card(s)
Chief: Hangar Deck; 3 card(s)
Zarek: Administration; 3 card(s)
Helo: Caprica; 3 card(s)
Starbuck: Hangar Deck; 3 card(s)

Sectors
Sector 1: 1 Basestar(s), 3 Raider(s)
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: Civilians A B
Sector 5: 1 RSV(s)
Sector 6: 1 RSV(s)

Resources
Fuel: 8
Food: 8
Morale: 10
Population: 12
Viper Reserves: 5
Damaged Vipers: 0
Raptors: 4
Boarding Party: 0

Other
Nukes: 2
Jump Track: 0 (Red)
Distance Travelled: 0
Galactica Damage:

BSG

No - his argument in favour of restoring the Presidency was so that one person, with the Fleet standing behind him, could stand up and face down Admiral Tigh.

Greeeat. I was part of his running campaign.

and oh, you know the Cylons have just found you again.

They didn't waste any time. Must have gotten Zarek's memo.

BSG

Ha! The one person who chaps your ass more than I do, and they made him President. That's the best thing I've heard all day.

BSG

Of course, "Admiral". I rounded up 50,000 feuding, starving, terrified civilians, reconstituted the Quorum of the Twelve, had an election, AND found time to alert the enemies of mankind. I certainly organized an effective supply situation for you and your uniformed dragoons just so I could watch all this go up in smoke, courtesy the toasters.

Yes. Sounds very much like what I'd do upon my release from years of imprisonment. Sell us all out to the Cylons.

BSG

::pops another anti radiation pill:: I hope I don't run out of these pills. I wonder how the rest of humanity has faired since I valiantly gave up my spot on that Raptor.

As found on Joystiq:

Well, this is just hysterical. Posting on the Batman: Arkham Asylum PC forums, user "Cheshirec_the_cat" complained that Batman's glide wasn't working in a certain section of the game, leading to his death by poisonous gas. Before long, Eidos moderator Keir informed him that he had actually stumbled on an intentional glitch in the game that only affects those who pirated their copy. "It's not a bug in the game's code, it's a bug in your moral code," quipped Keir.

Sure, more unscrupulous members of the gaming community will discover a workaround eventually, but let's just savor the moment, shall we?

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That's an interesting way to handle it. I like it better than having Steam disable my entire computer.

I do find it troubling that Zarek seems to respond to everything that Tigh is thinking buuuut given Tigh never could keep a lid on his temper, it seems likely he ends up saying these things anyway.

And in character...

BSG

Starbuck, what comes after "b"?

BSG

Zarek assumes everyone who looks at him is thinking evil thoughts about him. His paranoia is ALWAYS confirmed.

ALWAYS. DON'T QUESTION HIM.

BSG

Starbuck, what comes after "b"?

Not quite understanding the question, I'll go with the smartass answer and say "b.... a big pain in the Admiral's ass."