Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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BSG
Shoot at the basestars! Shoot at the basestars! No, that's just what I they would want you us to do! Launch vipers!
No wait! Try to throw me in the brig again! Strip me of my Presidency!
No, serve meatloaf in the mess hall!!! Yeah, that'll show me them!
BSG
And where is Starbuck? Eh. Bitch chickened out from shooting the President anyhow.
BSG
And where is Starbuck? Eh. Bitch chickened out from shooting the President anyhow.
ASSASSIN! ASSASSIN! STIRRING UP DISSENT! BOOMER IS THREATENING THE PRESIDENT!
You're one to go running your mouth off about shootings, Missy!
BSG
Raq, Laga, thoughts?
What, you suddenly don't think I'm a toaster?
ETA: I'd defend the civvie ships, as if they get shot we lose population. Either move them to 5 or 4, away from the raiders, or put some RSVs there.
BSG
What, you suddenly don't think I'm a toaster?
You gave birth to a toaster. You MUST be the other toaster! I mean, come on! It's basic mechanical engineering!
I mean BIOLOGY! BIOLOGY!
Hey Bill, you better watch yourself around that Boomer chick, I hear she's got an itchy trigger finger.
BSG
Either move them to 5 or 4, away from the raiders, or put some RSVs there.
Ah, good idea, move them a little along the circle of life.
I'm at work, where do I need to go for said movement of ships? I think I can move 2 ships, no? If that is the case, I would want to move A into 5 and B into sector 6.
BSG
You need to go to comms, and then you can move 2 ships. I concur with A -> 5 and B -> 6.
You gave birth to a toaster.
Bill Adama checks his junk
Madame Toaster, your Biology and Mechanical Engineering education leaves a little to be desired.
BSG
Bill Adama checks his junk
Must have been the mother. Looks like Bill Adama has a thing for toaster Skin Jobs.
I concur with A -> 5 and B -> 6.
Excellent. Since Laga is with the 'rents for another 10 hours, I'm pulling the trigger on this one.
Game Master, if you please:
MOVE:
Comms
ACTION:
Civvie ship A to sector 5, Civvie ship B to sector 6.
BSG
You gave birth to a toaster.
Bill Adama checks his junk
Madame Toaster, your Biology and Mechanical Engineering education leaves a little to be desired.
Or stuck it in an electric outlet, or whatever it is you humans do to give birth to one of us.
I mean....
BILL ADAMA STUCK HIS JUNK IN A TOASTER! THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT! WE'RE HERE TO HELP!
BSG
BILL ADAMA STUCK HIS JUNK IN A TOASTER!
I think the President just confirmed she is a Cylon. Doesn't this mean she has to give up cards and be resurrected, and can't contribute to skill checks anymore?