BSG

That's it. Totally tired of you whiny blood-filled sacks of mostly water. I'm taking my shiny toys and going home - well, to the shiny Ship - to play with my better friends who, amazingly, look just like me.

I've dreamt of perfect harmony in future karaoke performances; now I'll get it.

Boomer, you're tone-deaf. The second bullet is for my brain. The first is for yours.

I'm sure it pleases everyone that Baltar was right.

Food for thought, meatwads: I'm not the only Cylon in your little fleety-thing.

BSG

I discard the following huge glut of cards: R1 R1 R3 R5 G1 G2 G5 P1 P3 P5. That leaves me with my necessary 3.

Boomer, you're in Sickbay (I keep typing Brig; that's player-wishful-thinking). Please discard 5 cards. (This is the condition of my "You are a Cylon" card.)

BSG

Captain Apollo is no more. You will henceforth refer to the Apollo unit as "Apollo 13".

A couple of cleanups here:

Boomer, you're in Sickbay, not the Brig. You do need to discard 5 cards, though. That will leave you with two cards. When you're ready, please post your discards.

I made a mistake in the cards I sent Apollo, and his actual discards are:

R1 R1 R3 R5 G1 G2 G5 P1 P3 P4

Once Boomer posts her discards, that will conclude Apollo 13's turn and Boomer's turn will commence. Boomer, since you're in Sickbay, you'll draw just one card. Please advise what colour you would like. (You draw from your usual skill set, so Purple, Red or Blue.) Then, when you're ready, please post your move and action.

BSG

End-of-turn summary (pending Boomer's discards):

Round 6.5 - Apollo

Locations and Hands
Boomer: Sickbay; 2 card(s)
Adama: Brig; 9 card(s)
Roslin: Brig; 10 card(s)
Baltar: Brig; 9 card(s)
Apollo: Resurrection Ship; 3 card(s)

Sectors
Sector 1: Empty
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: Empty
Sector 5: Empty
Sector 6: Empty

Resources
Fuel: 3
Food: 7
Morale: 6
Population: 6
Viper Reserves: 7
Damaged Vipers: 1
Raptors: 4
Boarding Party: Start

Other
Nukes: 0
Jump Track: 0 (Red)
Distance Travelled: 7
Galactica Damage: None

oh gods I hope we're not as frakked as I feel

BSG

bt, insent with card choices.

Doctor! Keep it together. It could have been worse. Thankfully I jumped us out of cylon infested space before Deuce there finally confessed its status. I think had it been done earlier, we would have activated all those birds, and a fragfest would have ensued. Let's keep a POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE. With that, we will get POSITIVE RESULTS!

MOVEMENT: I move to armory. Now that we have an announced Cylon, I think he can activate that short-bus riding toaster. I wanna smoke it before he can do any damage to us. ACTION: Roll game master. Give me a nice 7 or 8 to fry that toaster!

(I'd try to get one of you out of the brig. Alas. I have no cards to do it).

BSG

Boomer has discarded: R1 R1 R2 R2 B1. She has drawn a Purple card. Shooting at the Centurion is a die roll, and therefore may be modified by a Strategic Planning. We'll pause for interrupts.

This-unit is uninterested in the fate of those-units. Too busy loading DLC into the karaoke-player. (No interrupts.)

No interrupts.

BSG

Ok, no interrupts. Time for the die roll.

Roll = 7. Hit! Slacker Grandpa Centurion bites the dust, having gone nowhere for 19 turns. Bah. From now on I'm powering my Centurions with Duracell batteries. You Have Been Warned.

Hey, look at that! We've reached a player who isn't in the Brig! Guess we should draw a Crisis Card. And it's pretty appropriate coming right after the first reveal.

Informing the Public
Current player's choice

Boomer, when you're ready please post your choice.

BSG

I can help pass the check, if that's how you decide to go.

BSG

And now I have to go find my husband and tell him the jig is up, the lying liar.