Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Volans - Jul 27, 2009 5:29:17 am PDT #2974 of 26133
move out and draw fire

I need a name for a blog about gaming.

It will be mostly about tabletop RPG, mostly the old-school kind (D&D 1e, Judges' Guild, Runequest), but will include whatever the author feels like including.

It will be structured like an advice column, with a gangsta sensibility.

Examples of the writing include:

(On "The Tyranny of the DM") Back in the 1e day, wasn't no way I was putting myself in the hands of any tyrannical, swaggering, tin-pot DM with delusions of dictatorial grandeur. Hell no! That was my role, and I clung to it with all both my hands, thank you very much! And I assure you, there were no "good times." I didn't fucking learn every fucking rule in 1e to make "good times" for players. Shit no. I was there to teach lessons, HARD FUCKING LESSONS, about life and about trying to use NPC ONLY classes as PCs. I didn't have ISSUES! I had SOLUTIONS! I didn't put up with no mullet-headed, Metallica-listening, metal shop drop-out bringing any of that anti-paladin shit into my game. Straight up word, mofo. Fo real, aiight?

Other topics include:

On the use of NPCs as PCs in 1e D&D

"This is my anti-paladin," and 10 other things I told yo' mama when I rolled her over in bed this morning.

Traps in the 1e D&D game

Because you're a dumbass, that's why. 25 points of damage, now write it down.

Music and the proper 1e D&D atmosphere

I don't CARE if there's a song called Rivendell on it, no fucking Rush in my house!


Fred Pete - Jul 27, 2009 5:42:29 am PDT #2975 of 26133
Ann, that's a ferret.

How about "The Search for Dungeon Master"? Or, since you're looking at a broader range of games, "Game Master" instead?


Laga - Jul 27, 2009 5:49:35 am PDT #2976 of 26133
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"Half Damage" popped into my head.


omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2009 6:30:14 am PDT #2977 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Roll for Initiative


Volans - Jul 27, 2009 7:58:16 am PDT #2978 of 26133
move out and draw fire

Good ones! I'm also liking "Notorious RPG"


billytea - Jul 27, 2009 8:45:27 am PDT #2979 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Back to the rebrigging of Boomer. I have orders from the three remaining players. Plays are:

Destiny: 2 cards
Boomer: 3 cards
Adama: 1 card
Roslin: No cards
Baltar: 1 card
Apollo: No cards

Results:

Purple 3
Yellow 2
Red 3
Red 3
Red 3
Blue 1
Blue 2

Tally: 3 - 14 = 11. Fail - Boomer stays free.

Apollo is also out of the Brig, so he draws a Crisis Card:

Guilt by Collusion
Skill Check (9 GP)

Once again, we pause for interrupts (Investigative Committee and Scientific Research).


Sean K - Jul 27, 2009 9:04:56 am PDT #2980 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

BSG

No interrupts.


StuntHusband - Jul 27, 2009 9:09:26 am PDT #2981 of 26133
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

BSG

No interrupts.


Volans - Jul 27, 2009 9:10:33 am PDT #2982 of 26133
move out and draw fire

BSG

No interrupts.


Sean K - Jul 27, 2009 9:18:55 am PDT #2983 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

BSG.

So, in the middle of this massive series of attacks, we've spent what, six, seven rounds shoving each other in and out of the brig? That's frakkin' brilliant, people.

Perhaps this is a good time to point out that, other than attempting to brig Baltar (which was done at the behest of military command), I have primarily been a victim of this massive internment pogrom. Also, it was through my efforts that Lt. Valerii was sprung, so that at least somebody besides the allegedly cylon and demonstrably unbalanced "Acting Admiral" could be on the outside. However, I would like to point out that since it's possible that both cylons are on the outside now, maybe we should think about putting a third person out of the brig.

So, you know.... any time you guys want to try and spring the President from the pokey, I'd appreciate that. Then maybe we can see about freeing and even reinstating our former Admiral to his rightful place.