BSG

"Attention, Galactica. Uhm, hi, everyone... This is your new Admiral speaking. Well, gosh -- how is everyone tonight? Good, good, that's great! Anyone from out of town? Sagit... no, Caprica, you say? Hey, fantastic! I hear Caprica's a totally rad place now! Really hot, you know?

*rim shot*

Seriously, relax and have a good time tonight, you whacky Cappy, you. We love ya. Seriously.

So, anyone having that meatloaf the galley is serving for dinner? Yeah? Still don't believe in a cylon secret weapon? Talk about a heavy raider in the launch tube, am I right or am I right? I'll be repelling boarders all night, that's all I'm saying. But hey, I'm just kidding, eat up, folks and remember to tip yourself, you're working hard tonight.

So, yeah, I'm glad you all could be here with me tonight on Galactica. She's a ship with a long history, and I thought I would sing you a little something that's sure to bring back some memories of happier days aboard this baby. Sure brought back some for me! I hope you all enjoy it...

Hit it, boys!

*oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh AAAHH!*

chicka wacka, chicka wacka, chicka wacka!

Loooove; exciting and new,
Come aboard! We're expecting yooooooou!
And looooooove, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow; it floats back to you.
Galactica! Soon will be making another run!
Galactica! Promises something for everyone...
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
And looooove won't hurt anymore,
It's an open smile, on a friendly shore!
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Welcome aboard, it's LoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO-UUUHV!!

Galactica Actual, out."

I cannot believe 4 out of the 5 players are in the Brig, you dirty toaster-lovin' frakkers..

Of course, after Apollo's address, it may be the only safe place.

From the safe lurky space, I think it's totally hilarious that you are all in the Brig. Paranoia, yay!

I wasn't put in jail because of paranoia. I'm in because the rules say to after the 2nd loyalty card round. I'm innocent! Human!!!

I was in the brig before it was trendy.

I wasn't put in jail because of paranoia. I'm in because the rules say to after the 2nd loyalty card round. I'm innocent! Human!!!

And why do you think the rules say that? Paranoia, that's why!

I was in the brig before it was trendy.

It's true. Brigging Baltar is so nice, they tried it twice!

Don't give them the wrong idea bt.

I'm just here because the gods believe in karma. Here's hoping Dualla cuts power to the intercom soon.

Sorry I'm holding everythingup, gang. Doing quite a bit on my days off I'll get things moving again later today.

And I would just like to point out that the last remaining free player has gone all Bruce Dern on us. I think only one of the two cylons is in here, and the other one is the frakkin' admiral now. Well played, Robot Apollo. Well played.

Now I understand why the boarding party hasn't moved - it's little leggy-weg is stuck between some struts on the Galactica's skin; if you were to go through the rings of some gas giant, BLAMMO end of problem.