It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


megan walker - Jun 16, 2009 12:41:55 pm PDT #2323 of 26133
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Everybody I've ever played RISK against bitches when they get attacked. Even when they know it's coming.

I don't get that, it's the point of the game (as long as people don't gang up explicitly, which I hate), what else would you do?


Random McNasty - Jun 16, 2009 1:23:20 pm PDT #2324 of 26133
AKA Raq's Husband

I don't get that, it's the point of the game (as long as people don't gang up explicitly, which I hate), what else would you do?

::pulling on balaclava::

This is thread hijack! The Masters of Eurogame Hijinks will now pontificate about game design theory! No one attempt to stop us and everyone gets out of this thread unharmed!

The MEH decrees RISK a poor and uninteresting game because you are right -- there is nothing else you would do. Leaving aside the sheer randomness of the combat system, whining in RISK is amplified because losing positions get established very quickly, it is very difficult to engineer come-back wins without poor play by someone else (which usually elicits accusations of game-throwing), and there is only one possible route to victory.

Teh MEH sees oppression where players who find themselves on the wrong end of a couple unlucky dice rolls or bad RISK card draws have little recourse other than whining or quitting. That is NOT GOOD design.

Throw out your Ameritrash, Gamers! Rise up and embrace the Eurogame! Balanced design, inherent breakaway brakes, and multiple paths to victory can be yours! Eurogames are meeples! EUROGAMES ARE MEEPLES!

::run off thread::


megan walker - Jun 16, 2009 2:28:27 pm PDT #2325 of 26133
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I guess it's true, all the good ones really are taken...


billytea - Jun 16, 2009 2:54:29 pm PDT #2326 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I guess it's true, all the good ones really are taken...

Or, y'know, insane. Especially since he's currently in an online game of the latest Ameritrash darling. Risk isn't just a bad game, it's a bad Ameritrash game.

BSG

Dr Baltar has been sent his new Tactics card. Crisis Card:

Rescue the Fleet
Admiral's Choice

Admiral Adama, when you are ready please post your choice.


Volans - Jun 16, 2009 5:36:54 pm PDT #2327 of 26133
move out and draw fire

You wouldn't believe how much railing against Ameritrash games I hear weekly. But "insane" is possible also.

I'm contemplating my BSG choice, and welcome input. I'm also really excited for The Beatles Rock Band. The art is GREAT. [link]


amych - Jun 16, 2009 5:44:23 pm PDT #2328 of 26133
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The Beatles Rock Band

*blinks* Oh. Emm. Gee.


Sean K - Jun 16, 2009 5:57:51 pm PDT #2329 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I learned to sing singing along with my dad's Beatles records growing. This may be one of the awesomest ever.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 16, 2009 7:18:03 pm PDT #2330 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

While I love the Beatles, I just can't play Rock Band and Guitar Hero. The GUI messes with my eyestrain BADLY.

However, that cinematic was GLORIOUS.


omnis_audis - Jun 16, 2009 7:39:31 pm PDT #2331 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm also really excited for The Beatles Rock Band. The art is GREAT. [link]
Oh my. I've been holding out on Rock Band. I think I just found the excuse to buy it. Me LUVS Beatles!

(as long as people don't gang up explicitly, which I hate)
THIS THIS THIS... :: cough! ::


omnis_audis - Jun 16, 2009 8:30:47 pm PDT #2332 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

With the Admiral choice out there, I'm not sure of the long term consequences of each to give good advice. I'd lean towards avoiding the combat, but that could be my own personal pacifist tendencies.