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Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


billytea - Dec 09, 2013 10:14:06 pm PST #21592 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

You are harshing my mellow!

We're all out of marshmallows here. Only harshmellows until next jump cycle.


omnis_audis - Dec 09, 2013 10:15:18 pm PST #21593 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG (Toasty Hoshi)

But if they jump, there won't be any toasters in the air. Since we can't have a campfire in space, we need toasters to warm up the marshmellows.


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2013 7:44:50 am PST #21594 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG (Cain)

I XO-1 Baltar. Give us a miracle.

I pray for a non-catastrophic Crisis.


billytea - Dec 10, 2013 9:37:14 am PST #21595 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

President Baltar, you have received an XO. You may either move and take an action, or not move and take two actions. When you're ready, please post your orders.


omnis_audis - Dec 10, 2013 10:02:23 am PST #21596 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG (Toasty Hoshi)

I think we are due for another Cylon Attack crisis card. We had barely any the first half of the game.

crosses fingers!


chrismg - Dec 10, 2013 3:26:53 pm PST #21597 of 26134
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

BSG(Doctor Mirabilis)

Oh, ye of little faith....

First I will send my assistants to steal Leoben's miracle token.

Then I perform the season's greatest dis-disappearing act and use my OPG to raise Population by 2!

(Exactly how my lovely assistants and I accomplish this, you may not want to think about.....)


billytea - Dec 10, 2013 3:49:57 pm PST #21598 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who hath wrought a miracle that future generations will speak of as The Mitosis of the Faithful! Um... I'm not really sure how to justify this next crisis, given the sudden restoration of Population, but I invite the crew to pick their favourite from this list:

1. Exuberant celebrations just got way out of hand.
2. Double the people means half the rations of hooch and blow.
3. Still two basestars off the starboard bow.
4. "You came back wrong!"
5. Immigration policy. You know how it is.

Cain's crisis card is:

Riots (the no-jump one)
Admiral's Choice

Admiral Cain, when you're ready, please post your choice of expletives.


chrismg - Dec 10, 2013 3:53:33 pm PST #21599 of 26134
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

BSG(Doctor Delivery)

Ugh. Fuel and Pop are highest right now, but my gut says we need those to stay up the most. Admiral?


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2013 3:59:37 pm PST #21600 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG (Cain)

Option 1.

Pop is threatened most right now; we can't afford to lose any more than we have to.

Fuel and Pop are also more difficult to raise than Food and Morale.


billytea - Dec 10, 2013 5:11:51 pm PST #21601 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Food and Morale both fall by 1! At least the new arrivals are well fed. Not to be outdone, the Cylons add to their population too, with three raiders launching from each basestar.

That concludes Cain's turn. Helon starts his turn on the Resurrection Ship, and therefore draws one card. He has chosen Treachery. Helon, when you're ready, please post your move and action.