Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

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Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 05, 2009 2:08:09 pm PDT #1778 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I've had that happen too. You didn't train yer brute for brains, after all...


Tom Scola - May 07, 2009 2:51:01 am PDT #1779 of 26133
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Duke Nukem Forever is finally (probably) dead: [link]


Polter-Cow - May 07, 2009 5:33:43 am PDT #1780 of 26133
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha ha ha ha. Looks like Ryan North heard the news.

"DUKE NUKEM FOREVER? MORE LIKE 'DUKE NUKEM, I REALLY LOVED YOUR LAST GAME AND WAS LONG LOOKING FORWARD TO A SEQUEL'"


omnis_audis - May 10, 2009 12:37:16 am PDT #1781 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Pete, you'll be happy to hear, I finally cracked open Orange Box. I have no clue how to gauge progress. In the sewers. Manhunters after me. Snagged an uzi-esque gun.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 10, 2009 1:16:33 pm PDT #1782 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Omnis, the main Half-Life 2 (not including the episodes) took me twenty three hours to complete. It's a great game and I was astonished by how long it is.

Portal is also brilliant, but Team Fortress 2 is my favorite just because it's a team shooter that understands it's about teams and about having goofy fun.


Sean K - May 10, 2009 3:20:25 pm PDT #1783 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hi Peeve! I get to see Jilli tomorrow. Wish you were here too.

And, uh... I like gaming and stuff.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 10, 2009 4:30:20 pm PDT #1784 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Well, look who showed their face in this part of town!

Do not mock me about seeing the Jilli. It has been a long weekend of interminable deadlines and dead lawnmowers.


omnis_audis - May 10, 2009 8:57:21 pm PDT #1785 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

What game requires you to frag a lawnmower??

23 hours for you!!!???!!! Frack. That's gonna take me a good 50. Too bad there is no map thingie to get a sense of progress.

Soooo. Since I didn't get any pupils in Brute, and not satisfied with only 3 fights, I made some pupils. My fav is the brute who has knife & sharp weapon skills, and no weapons. Why is that site so addictive?

Sean. Welcome back. Missed ya.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 10, 2009 9:35:01 pm PDT #1786 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

MyBrute is a fine game. I've gotten one guy up to Level 7 and he's facing some wacky powers.

Still, he gained a piledriver wrestling move that does - on average - 84 points of damage. Insane!

Actually, watch this extremely short fight to see the piledriver in action: [link]


omnis_audis - May 10, 2009 10:29:11 pm PDT #1787 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

watching that video, all I could think was, first the dude gets pile driven for a ton o points, then the little dog nips at his heels. Suddenly I had the wicked witch of the west "and your little dog Toto too!" cackle in my head.

ION, Pete. Help. I'm at a point in Orange Box. Stuck. Room of barrels and ladders and big pipe/conduits. I suspect I got to go through the little HVAC hole up high in the wall, but can't seem to jump to it. When ever I try to move a barrel, it lands on the side and rolls around, not so good for the climbing on. In the other room, is just a big drop down 20-30 feet to water with pipes and schtuff, and a view to another chamber. any idea what I'm talking about? Any tips would be welcome. Did I say 50 hours? Make that 75.