I love that the wii has ranked me as an amateur at "Penguin Slide". This implies that somewhere there is a professional league of people who dress up in penguin costumes and slide on ice floes to catch fish in their mouths for the amusement of an all-penguin audience.
Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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I don't know, Laga, I'm ranked a professional penguin slider, and that troubles me even more.
As it should.
Just stay away from those avian growth hormones.
BackGames = Videogame plots in reverse:
Doom: A space marine brings demons to life, locking colour-coded doors behind him before falling asleep, as his colleagues close a portal to hell.
Katamari Damacy: A prince must hide the stars, by rolling them across the earth’s surface, until they break into small everyday objects.
Lemmings: The player drags Lemmings out of their home, makes them forget their abilities & sends them back to the previous level.
Tetris: The player must break apart a giant rectangle, sending the pieces into space.
Gillette markets a razor...for gamers [link]
Since I'm linking, we just got these awesome black cards [link] as well as this deck that looks like it's a hundred years old. [link]
I personally hate card games, but we've been dinking with using cards as randomizers in lieu of dice in some RPG systems. This is something Deadlands started, and it's been pretty decent depending on the system and what you are going for. The way the deck looks can help the whole flavor of the game.
Gillette markets a razor...for gamers
So THAT'S what today's PA was about.
Maybe it doubles as some new Wii controller for a virtual shaving game.
My wii fit is being so mean to me today. First it asked me if I fall over when I walk, then when it told me my "wii fit age" first it said "43" and then the 3 crumbled into a 4. wtf wii fit? I'm still happy though, I've lost 4 pounds and 4 "years".