Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

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billytea - Jan 01, 2012 2:41:15 pm PST #14624 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

It's divalicious in here, as Beyonce advances to Breeders Canyon and Lady Gaga appears behind her! That concludes Dee's turn. Cain has opted to draw 2G/3P. Admiral Cain, when you're ready, please post your move and action.


billytea - Jan 01, 2012 2:41:55 pm PST #14625 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

End-of-turn summary:

Round 9.4 - Dee

Locations and Hands
Starbuck: Breeders Canyon; 7 cards
Boomer: Occupation Authority; 6 cards
Roslin: Breeders Canyon; 3 cards
Dee: Occupation Authority; 5 cards
Cain: Shipyard; 1 card

Sectors
Sector 1: Empty
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: Empty
Sector 5: Empty
Sector 6: Empty

Resources
Fuel: 1
Food: 4
Morale: 2
Population: 1
Viper Reserves: 2
Damaged Vipers: 4
Raptors: 3
Boarding Party: 0

Other
Nukes: 2
Jump Track: 4 (Blue)
Distance Travelled: 7
Galactica Damage: Pegasus, FTL Control

Locked Civvies: 2
Prepped Civvies: 2
Occupation Forces: Beyonce (BC) / Lady Gaga (OA)


NoiseDesign - Jan 01, 2012 2:49:38 pm PST #14626 of 26134
Our wings are not tired

BSG (Cain)

It would appear that I need to XO Roslin so that we might get rid of Beyonce, would others agree? I'd love to prep a ship, but that ain't happening right now.


Laga - Jan 01, 2012 3:54:40 pm PST #14627 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

BSG (Boomer)

I agree with an XO to Roslin. Perhaps we'll get another ship prep crisis.


Polter-Cow - Jan 01, 2012 4:21:18 pm PST #14628 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG (Roslinsouciant)

I wish we could actually prep ships the normal way! I have no idea how to beat New Caprica when you have to prep, like, 10 ships. Well, I guess I do know; it's the fact that you can usually afford to let a civvie or two be destroyed. We don't have that luxury.

I am ready to face-punch.


Liese S. - Jan 01, 2012 6:28:26 pm PST #14629 of 26134
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

BSG (Starbuckian)

(Actually it turns out I'm good. It's a nice connection, in point of fact.)

It's divalicious in here, as Beyonce advances to Breeders Canyon

Huh. And I'd thought it was the metal chicken kind of Beyonce, all knock knock motherfucker, perspective, now you has it. Punch that and all it'll do is hurt your hand.


NoiseDesign - Jan 01, 2012 6:35:03 pm PST #14630 of 26134
Our wings are not tired

BSG

Well then I XO Roslin.


Polter-Cow - Jan 01, 2012 7:56:19 pm PST #14631 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG (Roslinferno)

Well then I kick Beyonce bootyliciously!


billytea - Jan 01, 2012 8:03:58 pm PST #14632 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

The giant metal chickens are total divas. And now you can watch them on your videophone.

Roslin has left orders. Face-punching booty-kicking ahoy! Everyone passes on interrupts:

Die roll: 1. Miss.

Roslin's COs are to face punch booty-kick Beyonce again:

Die roll 2: 3. Miss.

It had to happen eventually. I think that's the first time you've ever missed one of them.

Admiral Cain, you sent a terminally ill woman against a giant metal chicken, and you have some explaining to do. Cain's crisis is:

Giant Metal Chickens Held for Questioning.
Current Player's Choice

Admiral Cain, when you're ready, please post your choice.


NoiseDesign - Jan 01, 2012 8:24:48 pm PST #14633 of 26134
Our wings are not tired

BSG (Cain)

Well crap, neither of those look good. If I go with option 2 that will leave me with two random cards, and we've been barely scraping through these checks. However I'm not sure if we can pass this check.