BSG (Boomer)
I don't move
and Shoot Armand in the face!
(regretfully) pass on interrupts
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BSG (Boomer)
I don't move
and Shoot Armand in the face!
(regretfully) pass on interrupts
BSG
You may pass on them, but Cain steps up with the Plan! An SP-3, to be precise. Cally's face-shooting skills proved surprisingly inadequate. How will Boomer fare?
Die roll: 5 + 2 = 7. Hit! Armand succumbs to an extreme face-shooting! But Sergei is grimly determined to finish his master's schemes. I have orders from Boomer - is Sergei in for a face-shooting of his own? Once again, Cain steps forward with the Plan ("If you pick 'em up by the ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much.")
Die roll: 8 + 2 = 10. Hit! Boomer, denied the opportunity to damage Galactica twice, has turned her wrath on the Centurions. Alas, they are no more. (Well, actually they download. It's ok kids, Armand's adventures will continue in his own spinoff, "Chromeo, P.I.")
Galactica is saved, for now at least. The fleet celebrates with a refreshing beverage. Alas, they may have overdone it. Cain's crisis is:
Water Shortage (A)
President's Choice
Water Shortages are Cylons. There are many copies. This one activates both raiders and the jump track. President Roslin, when you're ready, please post your choice.
BSG (Taura Foslin)
HOLY CRAP NICE SHOOTING BOOMER!!
We don't need to be losing more cards, so I choose Option 1.
BSG (Boomeriffic)
Whew. Thanks for the plan, Admiral.
BSG
I'm out and about on my office Christmas party today, so I'll sort out the turn end once I'm home. Meanwhile, feel free to chat amongst yourselves. Compose an elegy for Armand, that kind of thing.
Dear Red Dead Redemption,
it is easier to drink a cup of coffee while riding a real horse.
BSG (Anastasia)
Oh, Armand and Sergei, you worked so tirelessly and came so close to accomplishing the goal of all chrome, to kill all humans. Alas, like so many in this ongoing conflict, you were shot in the face before you could realize your dream. Your shiny red-eyed faces. So sad.
Now we will have to try to kill all humans by actually killing all the humans. Well, driving the population to zero. You know what I mean.
BSG (Twinkle, twinkle, little Starbuck)
O, Armand, how shiny you were. I'll never forget the completely indecipherable expression on your metal face. May you rest, however briefly, in that great place in space free from face shooting lunatics.
O, Sergei, I...didn't really know you. Sorry.
Hahaha, dueling eulogies!
Synchronized sentimentality