My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Ailleann - Aug 12, 2011 3:36:51 am PDT #12609 of 26134
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

How about Guillotine? Not particularly long, and I think it would be okay to be interrupted...


billytea - Aug 12, 2011 5:31:18 am PDT #12610 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Well, no one seems to have a problem with Comms, so that's where Helo moves. I have passes from everyone on SPs, so we're ready for the nuclear strike (now with added nuclei).

Die roll: 1. Man, the dice have not been kind to you lately. The nuke does two tokens' worth of damage to the basestar:

Structural Damage
Disabled Hangar

It lives! Won't be launching anything, though. That concludes Apollo's XO to Helo, and we move on to the Chief. He has left some orders to, let's see, where did he leave it? Ah, yes:

Reveal as a Cylon
Send Apollo to Sickbay

Apollo, in addition to landing in Sickbay, you must discard 5 cards. Due to your weakness, these discards are random. Let's see what you've got:

Consolidate Power 1
Consolidate Power 2
Declare Emergency 4
Launch Scout 2
Evasive Maneouvre 1

To balance things out, the Chief must also discard 5 cards, down to 3. He moves to the Resurrection Ship and discards:

Support the People 1
Executive Order 1
Declare Emergency 3
Repair 1
Scientific Research 3

Anders is up next, in the next post.


Liese S. - Aug 12, 2011 5:34:43 am PDT #12611 of 26134
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Haha doomed! Not only is ND always the Cylon, but he's an organized Cylon, with buddies! State of Emergency is so great!


billytea - Aug 12, 2011 5:35:48 am PDT #12612 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Anders has also left COs, which are: since the basestar is still there, activate Weapons Control. This roll is at +2 due to the Structural Damage:

Die roll: 5 + 2 = 7. Hit! The basestar is destroyed!

On to Gaetabot, the galaxy's most technologically advanced pogo stick, who has also left COs:

Draw another super crisis

Tory is next. I don't have any COs, so Tory, you may either move or take an action. When you're ready, please post your orders.


Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 5:57:36 am PDT #12613 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG

Wow, this is the worst emergency ever.

Die roll: 1. Man, the dice have not been kind to you lately.

Geez.

Reveal as a Cylon

I KNEW IT. WHY AM I ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT THE CYLONS. WHY.

Apollo, in addition to landing in Sickbay, you must discard 5 cards.

Whaaaat? That's part of the Reveal? I NOW HAVE THE SHITTIEST HAND EVER WE'RE SCREWED.

(Question: can I Alert Viper Pilot out of Sickbay?)

Repair 1

LYING CYLON SCUM.

State of Emergency is so great!

...At least we destroyed the basestar? ...Yay?

The basestar is destroyed!

Hurrah!

Draw another super crisis

Yep, knew that was coming.

All right, Team Human! The Cylons are revealed, so let's make it to Kobol as quickly as we can! Tory, Assign Mission Specialist!


billytea - Aug 12, 2011 6:27:33 am PDT #12614 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Question: can I Alert Viper Pilot out of Sickbay?

You can indeed. You can't AVP out of the Brig, of course, but from anywhere else on Galactica is fair game.


Laga - Aug 12, 2011 6:57:44 am PDT #12615 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Is it too late to play my MV-2?


Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 7:34:06 am PDT #12616 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG

Oh, I was hoping someone had one of those.


megan walker - Aug 12, 2011 8:03:43 am PDT #12617 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Oooh, Guillotine's a good one.


chrismg - Aug 12, 2011 8:15:59 am PDT #12618 of 26134
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

BSG

Man, it's just one frakking thing after another. Clearly we're on the downhill run to the season finale.

I will Activate the Pres' Office, draw one Quorum card, play Assign Mission Specialist on Helo, and draw 2 Green.