Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 18, 2008 1:37:40 pm PDT #1002 of 26132
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Did he fail his dumbass check or something?

Precisely. This is the same asshat who screwed up a planned 24 hour marathon Traveller game at the 9th hour by deciding that the game must be over and calling in the cops and running with the money. I was one of the players in that game, and the only player, besides the asshat, to escape from the cops. Everyone else was dead.

Problem for the asshat was that my character hadn't trusted him since the beginning so he'd left a small bomb under the guy's bed which would only activate if the asshat's brainwaves were detected within two feet of it. The bomb would be remotely primed whenever I left the ship in case of a double-cross and of course that's exactly what the asshat did.

He got in the ship, escaped atmosphere, hit hyperspace and after several hours in the cockpit, headed to bed. The bomb detonated the moment his head hit the pillow.

Needless to say, when you explode in hyperspace, there isn't any debris left to find.

Asshat's facial expression was priceless.


amych - Jun 18, 2008 1:47:17 pm PDT #1003 of 26132
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

BTW, Jilli, congratulations on your shiny post number. Who says we need a gaming thread anyway?


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2008 2:12:37 pm PDT #1004 of 26132
brillig

Who says we need a gaming thread anyway?

Hee. I was thinking the same thing when I saw what the numbers were getting to.


Volans - Jun 18, 2008 3:23:16 pm PDT #1005 of 26132
move out and draw fire

There was a knock at the door, and player A answered it. The figure asked if he could come in, and the player said "sure". As one, all the other players turned and looked dumbstruck at player A who was like "What?

Hah! When we played the combined we had the exact same thing happen. except when Player Asshat said, "Sure!" the rest of us yelled "WHAT?!?!?"


Volans - Jun 18, 2008 3:24:23 pm PDT #1006 of 26132
move out and draw fire

cold pizza:

P-C, how really very cool! I've been doing a little bit with ARGs for work, and she is the bomb diggity.

And that was them on Cute Overload?!?!

Wow the world gets small sometimes.


Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2008 3:53:23 pm PDT #1007 of 26132
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, how really very cool! I've been doing a little bit with ARGs for work, and she is the bomb diggity.

Nice!

And that was them on Cute Overload?!?!

Hee, yep!


Sean K - Jun 18, 2008 5:35:20 pm PDT #1008 of 26132
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, my 4E PHB came today. I haven't had time to do anything but crack the cover, but even just a cursory glance through the book left a bad taste in my mouth.

The interior layout is, for reasons I cannot put my finger on, off putting. And while the game and book layout may not be the best for new gamers (according to the blog post I linked to above), the writing style isn't helping, either. Several bits, primarily the bullet points on why you should play a given race if you want character type BLAH, read as if they were written to condescend to brain damaged children.

Okay, okay, this really should be about the rules of the game... It's gonna take a few days for me to read the book and give my impressions of the game (unplayed as yet).


Sean K - Jun 18, 2008 6:39:03 pm PDT #1009 of 26132
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, I'm not ten pages into the character creation chapter and I'm already ready to club my own brains out with the book three or four times over.

First, I'm really loathing the idea of roles. I find it limiting as a player and as a DM, and while I agree that groups should be well rounded, formalizing it in the rules like this is anathema to me.

There's a sentence near the beginning of chapter two about imagining any kind of hero you might want to play, that comes just before the rules start laying out some very narrowly defined kinds of characters to play.

There's the crappy ability score generation section that leads off with the "everybody gets the same set of generic numbers" section, follows with a point system and attending chart that is needlessly complicated in a silly way.

And then there was the multiple plugs for the RPGA on a single page.

Oh, and the sidebar in the first chapter about the history of D&D, that ended with a paragraph on the new edition (you know, the one you're reading) that called (itself) "new, exciting, bright and shiny." That made me want to choke a bitch.


Volans - Jun 18, 2008 8:41:08 pm PDT #1010 of 26132
move out and draw fire

The interior layout is, for reasons I cannot put my finger on, off putting.

I agree. The DH and I actually had a long discussion about this. He's happy the lines and weird fonts of 3e are gone; I miss the parchment and the sketch art. And the layout is just bad feng shui.

I skipped all the patronizing shit at the front because I always do.


Atropa - Jun 19, 2008 8:17:02 am PDT #1011 of 26132
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Alex, my Gay Stunt Husband, gave me the 2-book slipcase for Vampire: the Masquerade. The one that has the original core rule books for V:tM and the Sabbat. I foresee gothy gaming nostalgia in my future, and much whining about why will NO ONE run a Vampire game for me. Consider yourselves warned.