Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Ginger - Mar 04, 2013 8:30:45 am PST #5586 of 6690
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Fewer women have the luxury of being enormous assholes.

And thus I want great books, books for our own time, written by those who have staked everything on literature, not just a couple of years in Iowa City.

Bless your heart, Alex. You're working for the New York Daily News. If you had staked everything, you'd be in a garret typing feverishly.


Amy - Mar 04, 2013 8:37:26 am PST #5587 of 6690
Because books.

Isn't it priceless, Ginger? I was stuck between appalled and amused.


Burrell - Mar 04, 2013 11:46:56 am PST #5588 of 6690
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Enormous asshole is right, I couldn't even finish it.


erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 7:19:24 am PST #5589 of 6690
Always Anti-fascist!

If we are, the blow back is huge.In a way, I related to that guy, although I think I'm an honest reviewer and don't try to stick people with my baggage.I did think though that there are some thoughts that are not really meant for the public. Ginger, if I send you my MS is your profile address all right?


Ginger - Mar 05, 2013 8:25:00 am PST #5590 of 6690
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes, it is, Erika. I got distracted yesterday.


erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 8:35:08 am PST #5591 of 6690
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, just checking. I bet I have some friends I have four e-mails for. I keep thinking I'll make everything current, but everything is more interesting than that. So, insent.


hippocampus - Mar 06, 2013 12:14:45 pm PST #5592 of 6690
not your mom's socks.

Writer Beware ( [link] ) and SFWA are both calling out Random House's Hydra imprint. Scalzi has it too ( [link] ).


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2013 9:41:45 am PST #5593 of 6690
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's also apparently being critiqued by Cory Doctorow on Boing Boing.


hippocampus - Mar 08, 2013 9:57:31 am PST #5594 of 6690
not your mom's socks.

Random House replied and the letter has been "translated" by Jeremiah Tolbert: [link]


Amy - Mar 08, 2013 9:59:31 am PST #5595 of 6690
Because books.

"We hired some­one from the record indus­try, and we were aston­ished to learn that you could fuck over writ­ers in ways we never even imag­ined. So we imme­di­ately set about set­ting up an imprint where we could dick over writ­ers like record com­pa­nies have been screw­ing over musi­cans for years."

Heh. Not that it's funny.