Little Match Girl II: She's back from the dead and out for revenge.
That is wonderful. There are no words for how much I loathe the original story.
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
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Little Match Girl II: She's back from the dead and out for revenge.
That is wonderful. There are no words for how much I loathe the original story.
It was the first one I came up with.
The Terror of Jingle Bells: Who will survive the race with the wolf pack?
The Terror of Jingle Bells II: They've eaten Grandma. Who will be next?
Little Match Girl III: She's back with her matches and this time she has gasoline
CSI NY: The bearded man at Macy's claimed he was Santa, but what was he doing with little girls?
Other AU sequels:
Little Red Ridinghood II: Revenge of the She Wolf
Little Red Ridinghood III: The Woodsman with his Ax Gave Grandma 40 Whacks
Jack and the Beanstalk II: The Ho-ho-horrible Revenge of the Giants
Cool, Ginger. Anyone else?
Frosty the Snow-man: The first taste is free.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer II: Payback's a bitch.
We Three Kings, the Rambo Remix: The Kings arrive with their palace guards and have a showdown when Herod's troops show up.
A Christmas Carol (rejected concepts): Christmas Future--The Cratchits sell their oldest daughter to Mother Fitz to get the money for Tiny Tim's medical care.
(sorry about the last one, Victorian England was a nasty place)
Murder on 34th Street
Ho-ho-Homicide-How Grandma Got Run Over By The Reindeer F---g Golden Holidays: A Chicago Frickin' Miracle
Feeling sort of bummed by my blogging assignment these days. Every month there's more rules and the editor seems less satisfied by what I do. Yes, the prop 8 post was inspired, but this is a side job, and I'm a writer, not a content module. I can't just push a button on the side of my head and get something brilliant. If I could, I'd want more money.What should I do? Admittedly, even I would have called my last posts "fine," rather than "great," but when I get perfectionist, he bitches that I'm not writing enough.
Can you tell him to keep the quality up you need more freedom to decide what to write? If he says you need "do what I tell you, or get out" then you will have a decision to make. Is there a risk even to asking him to back off? Again you have a decision to make as to whether to bring it up.
Bottom line though, if the work conditions for an unpaid gig are preventing you from doing work you are satisfied with maybe you should look for better ways to spend the time. Heck, do a regular diary on the Daily Kos, and you will probably reach a larger audience than a speciality blog. (The downside of that would be fairly nasty anti-feminist and anti-disabled posters in the comments section of the "why can't ya take a joke" variety.)
I think he's never really been anyone's editor before. But that doesn't make his carping less annoying. And of course, it's his brainchild. He is going to feel differently than I would. Flattering suggestion, but I doubt I have the policy chops for Kos--they'd probably have me for lunch, and I don't mean porn.