Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!

Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Anne W. - Dec 13, 2008 7:18:09 am PST #1219 of 6690
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Little Match Girl II: She's back from the dead and out for revenge.

That is wonderful. There are no words for how much I loathe the original story.


Typo Boy - Dec 13, 2008 7:21:17 am PST #1220 of 6690
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

It was the first one I came up with.


Ginger - Dec 13, 2008 7:42:03 am PST #1221 of 6690
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Terror of Jingle Bells: Who will survive the race with the wolf pack?

The Terror of Jingle Bells II: They've eaten Grandma. Who will be next?

Little Match Girl III: She's back with her matches and this time she has gasoline

CSI NY: The bearded man at Macy's claimed he was Santa, but what was he doing with little girls?

Other AU sequels:

Little Red Ridinghood II: Revenge of the She Wolf

Little Red Ridinghood III: The Woodsman with his Ax Gave Grandma 40 Whacks

Jack and the Beanstalk II: The Ho-ho-horrible Revenge of the Giants


Typo Boy - Dec 13, 2008 7:51:12 am PST #1222 of 6690
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cool, Ginger. Anyone else?


Connie Neil - Dec 13, 2008 10:11:10 am PST #1223 of 6690
brillig

Frosty the Snow-man: The first taste is free.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer II: Payback's a bitch.

We Three Kings, the Rambo Remix: The Kings arrive with their palace guards and have a showdown when Herod's troops show up.

A Christmas Carol (rejected concepts): Christmas Future--The Cratchits sell their oldest daughter to Mother Fitz to get the money for Tiny Tim's medical care.

(sorry about the last one, Victorian England was a nasty place)


Laga - Dec 13, 2008 10:22:09 am PST #1224 of 6690
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Murder on 34th Street


erikaj - Dec 13, 2008 10:31:25 am PST #1225 of 6690
Always Anti-fascist!

Ho-ho-Homicide-How Grandma Got Run Over By The Reindeer F---g Golden Holidays: A Chicago Frickin' Miracle


erikaj - Dec 18, 2008 7:54:05 am PST #1226 of 6690
Always Anti-fascist!

Feeling sort of bummed by my blogging assignment these days. Every month there's more rules and the editor seems less satisfied by what I do. Yes, the prop 8 post was inspired, but this is a side job, and I'm a writer, not a content module. I can't just push a button on the side of my head and get something brilliant. If I could, I'd want more money.What should I do? Admittedly, even I would have called my last posts "fine," rather than "great," but when I get perfectionist, he bitches that I'm not writing enough.


Typo Boy - Dec 18, 2008 12:30:09 pm PST #1227 of 6690
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Can you tell him to keep the quality up you need more freedom to decide what to write? If he says you need "do what I tell you, or get out" then you will have a decision to make. Is there a risk even to asking him to back off? Again you have a decision to make as to whether to bring it up.

Bottom line though, if the work conditions for an unpaid gig are preventing you from doing work you are satisfied with maybe you should look for better ways to spend the time. Heck, do a regular diary on the Daily Kos, and you will probably reach a larger audience than a speciality blog. (The downside of that would be fairly nasty anti-feminist and anti-disabled posters in the comments section of the "why can't ya take a joke" variety.)


erikaj - Dec 18, 2008 1:17:28 pm PST #1228 of 6690
Always Anti-fascist!

I think he's never really been anyone's editor before. But that doesn't make his carping less annoying. And of course, it's his brainchild. He is going to feel differently than I would. Flattering suggestion, but I doubt I have the policy chops for Kos--they'd probably have me for lunch, and I don't mean porn.