I didn't have monsters in the closet, but bigfoot was totally in the woods behind my house.

I spent a lot of time as a kid looking for various creatures , but never found any. I didn't exactly believe in them, but not seeing them wasn't a good reason to disbelieve either...

Both of my parents would like to remind Susan's friend that the wedding is a covenant between the couple and the community, and it is theologically wrong to have a private wedding. If they are Christians, at least.

...but...it's a religious event. What if you wanted it to be a religious ceremony, witnessed by your community of believers??

I mean, not that I'm into that, but I could respect that. Unless that means excluding like, your MOM. Which is wrong. But I could see having a smaller/smallish ceremony, and not needing/wanting everyone who comes to the reception to be there. And vice versa, if your church community is important to you (and they're OK with not coming to the reception)

But then, I would never require being invited with a +1, and I would never RSVP as 2 if I were invited alone.

And if I am invited to Vortex's wedding, I will SOOOO be out there doing the electric slide with her dad.

I would not, however, do the Chicken Dance. Even if that is closer to my people's heritage. There is a reason there was no dancing at my sister's wedding. We did not want to attempt to reconcile our heritage and her husband's family's. It would have been painful. The black muslims might've had rhythm. They would've shown us up. We would've embarassed them. And it would've been too late to call the whole thing off. Instead, a nice dinner reception. And then the wedding party went to a gay bar. In a doublewide trailer. And got very drunk. Um.

They've abandoned me again in the ER. I'm very much "hey--remember that request I made 30 minutes ago? Important? Yeah, pretty much."

And then more going away and silence.

I always stared down the beasties of the dark until they resolved into discrete entities.

My current med cocktail kinda does the lots of beastie thing. I'd like to look forward to sleep again, instead of cringe fom it until I can no longer fight it.

So you are still waiting? grrr

Oh, ita. I hate that we can't help you.

5% of USAians claim to have personally seen the monster in the closet.

I started reading books on folk magic and protective charms specifically so I could protect myself from the monsters in the closet. Or at least negotiate with them. Yes, I was an odd kid.

ita, I wish there was something we could do for you.

ita, have you ever tried an isolation tank?

For some reason I'm imagining an isolation tank that looks like a goa'uld sarcophagus. 'Cause I'm a geek.

Pffft. I hate that there is no one I can point to and say "OMGWTFIYP? Fix everything!" (originally that said everything "Fic everything!" but as noted already well underway)

Dammit. How do you correctly punctuate the previous paragraph?

Well, I've gotten the fourth and decidedly last dose. Now it remains to be soo....speak of the devil. Doctor bounced in and then out for paperwork.

Skipping lots and poking head to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Sean K's birthday.

Happy birthday, Sean! With lots o wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!