Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - May 27, 2008 10:54:26 am PDT #9183 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Anyone who asks me for a guest at my (future) wedding will be disinvited.

After my cousin invited Hubs to his wedding by his first name only, I'd make a point of (1) before the invitations go out, asking people I hadn't heard from in a while whether there's an SO, and (b) ask for the spelling of the last name so it'd be spelled right on the invitation.


Vortex - May 27, 2008 10:55:35 am PDT #9184 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

anything to get out of there before the goddamned Electric Slide started.)

doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, you can do it -- IT'S ELECTRIC.

My father LOVES the Slide. He says that he won't pay for my wedding if there's no Slide.


Steph L. - May 27, 2008 10:58:04 am PDT #9185 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, you can do it -- IT'S ELECTRIC.

I actually enjoy watching people do it, because, in point of fact, they *can't* do it. t edit That is, the people *I* know. We are an a-rhythmic people.

My problem isn't with the Electric Slide; it's with being forced to mingle (and dance!) with people who grudgingly tolerate me due to a mutual acquaintance. Ick, no.


flea - May 27, 2008 11:00:45 am PDT #9186 of 10001
information libertarian

Steph is from Cincinnati. HER people do the Chicken Dance. In lederhosen.


amych - May 27, 2008 11:01:07 am PDT #9187 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, apparently, cornholing.


tommyrot - May 27, 2008 11:02:02 am PDT #9188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Steph is from Cincinnati. HER people do the Chicken Dance. In lederhosen.

And they wait in parking lots for helicopters to drop live turkeys....


flea - May 27, 2008 11:03:19 am PDT #9189 of 10001
information libertarian

I am not kidding, you people: [link]


msbelle - May 27, 2008 11:04:41 am PDT #9190 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

group dances at weddings confuse me.


Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2008 11:05:20 am PDT #9191 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

group dances at weddings confuse me.

I enjoy a good conga line.


msbelle - May 27, 2008 11:07:01 am PDT #9192 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I do too, on a cruise ship while Issac prepares my drink.