Supercolliders these days are underground. So you don't need to buy any land, provided you dig deep enough and don't tell anyone....
Good point. I shall summon my army of mole-men!
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 8:58:02 am PDT #893 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2008 9:00:57 am PDT #894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What's the relationship between Dianetics and Scientology? Are they the same? Is Dianetics a subset of Scientology?
lisah - Apr 10, 2008 9:01:29 am PDT #895 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Dianetics is the name of L. Ron Hubbard's book.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2008 9:03:17 am PDT #896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This ad [link] promises "Free Dianetics Counseling." Is this the term that Scientologists always use?
lisah - Apr 10, 2008 9:04:02 am PDT #897 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
This ad [link] promises "Free Dianetics Counseling." Is this the term that Scientologists always use?
I think so.
Tom Scola - Apr 10, 2008 9:07:58 am PDT #898 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
What's the relationship between Dianetics and Scientology?
Hubbard came up with Dianetics first, and opened some Dianetics centers to teach the methods in the book. After the government came around and started making noises about medical fraud and back taxes, he invented Scientology, of which Dianetics is only the first step.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2008 9:11:05 am PDT #899 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
After the government came around and started making noises about medical fraud and back taxes, he invented Scientology, of which Dianetics is only the first step.
Ok, that makes sense.
Can I just not pay my taxes, and then when the IRS comes after me I can invent Tominetics? Or Tomology?
amych - Apr 10, 2008 9:18:06 am PDT #900 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Do you have a creepy celebrity spokesman?
Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2008 9:21:30 am PDT #901 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yes. Coincidentally, his name is also Tom.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2008 9:28:20 am PDT #902 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
That reminds me, I need to set up my tax exemption for the Gudintology movement (it's a great religion, you get to select from a menu of afterlives, it isn't very restrictive if you buy some indulgences, and you get a free bathrobe with picture when you purchase your start-up kit).