Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tamara - May 23, 2008 11:37:03 am PDT #8692 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

I'm headed up to the Bay Area for my uncle's surprise 80th birthday party. Should you really have a surprise party for an 80 year old? He is in ridiculously good shape for his age and most would think he was in his late 60s, but still...


Sparky1 - May 23, 2008 11:37:29 am PDT #8693 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I just told my people that I was officially looking the other way and that they should get out of here.

I wish my boss would do the same for me, but his Son-in-Law was graduated in the class today, so he's not paying attention to us poor, worky folks.

Also, I cut Sam Alito off at the bar so I could get a refill of my glass of wine, but one of his Secret Service agents wasn't watching where he was going and spilled my first glass.


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 11:40:24 am PDT #8694 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quick, everyone - what are you working on right this second?

I have discovered this:

oNode.Parent.Parent = DINO


Vortex - May 23, 2008 11:42:53 am PDT #8695 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Har! Call in an anonymous tip that he's a lush.

Things not to do at 4:30 on a holiday weekend -- Remember that the catering people have not confirmed the order for Tuesday and call to confirm. Now, I just have to take what they have in the kitchen. I said I just needed a protein, a starch, and a vegetable.


§ ita § - May 23, 2008 11:45:44 am PDT #8696 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Right this second I am putting entries in the change log. Well, I was before tommy distracted me. Now I'm typing on the web and thinking about shiny chocolate fountains.


DavidS - May 23, 2008 11:49:33 am PDT #8697 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Quick, everyone - what are you working on right this second?

Time entry for an attorney, Fed-Exing a package, and google mapping my way to Emmett's tournament.


aurelia - May 23, 2008 11:49:35 am PDT #8698 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Right this second I am a cat bed but I should be on my way to work.


Susan W. - May 23, 2008 11:54:16 am PDT #8699 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Right this second I'm updating a meeting on my calendar that got moved from every Tuesday to every Thurs.


amych - May 23, 2008 11:55:35 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Right this second I'm printing the "Closed Monday for Memorial Day" sign.


Torque - May 23, 2008 11:55:54 am PDT #8701 of 10001
Bad Wolf

Doing Checksum analysis on a Cache Database