Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - May 23, 2008 3:33:48 am PDT #8566 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I really like my co-workers, but their need to start every day by bitching and complaining is just too much. They've been kvelling for an hour, and because of the cubicles, my only respite is to put on my earphones and turn the music way up.


amych - May 23, 2008 3:37:21 am PDT #8567 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, and if you happened to find a cellphone and then it rang, would you pick up?

I find them all the time (oh, students), and I never know what to do -- I mean, it could be the person who lost it, but on the other hand, if it's not, then I feel like I'm really invading their privacy. Ack.


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 4:20:23 am PDT #8568 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From The Onion: Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket

The candidates said they had not yet decided who would fill the offices of president, vice president, and a new post the nominees are calling "the middle president." They did, however, confirm that each would choose his or her own full cabinet, would be able to veto any bills the others sign into law, and would reserve the right to cast the tie-breaking, tie-making, and tie-rebreaking votes in the Senate.

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At the top of the platform is a military strategy calling for the phased withdrawal of .000006 brigades from Iraq and Afghanistan every seven months over the next 350 years. Universal health care would also be provided, taken away on McCain's birthday, and then provided again only to those wealthy enough to afford it. Abortions would be made available on every other even-numbered Friday from 3:00 to 4:00 p.m. EST to all women who can prove residency in Alaska or Nevada. And an entirely new immigration policy will be instituted, sources said, as soon as the candidates can stand to be in the same room with one another for more than five minutes.


Jessica - May 23, 2008 4:22:22 am PDT #8569 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was going to say the same thing as Burrell re: self-feeding. Dylan will self-feed finger food until the cows come home, but considers spoons to be primarily useful for making loud banging noises on the table. Oh, and you can also use them to fling food onto the floor. Mommy makes funny noises when you do that! Hahaha!

Flickr won't let me see the adorable Noah pics. BOO.


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 4:23:05 am PDT #8570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

it could be the person who lost it, but on the other hand, if it's not, then I feel like I'm really invading their privacy. Ack.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.


Kat - May 23, 2008 4:42:02 am PDT #8571 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yeah, even self-feeding non finger foods is okay (baby + "finger fed" yogurt = giant mess). But the OT said we need to get him to use the spoon and self-feeding is huge. Blah blah blah.

She also said no regular sippy cups, only the kind with a straw. Do you know how hard it is to get a kid to understand how to use a straw?

I am with meara, Kristen, ita WRT Cristina. I love her and Bailey, so it's tough to continue watching when they were both shunted. I think they've done a really good job of rehabbing George these past few episodes after the disastrous relationship with Izzy. Though it's weird that he never has scenes with his ex-ish wife! And really, I want them to stop pandering to teh gays!


JZ - May 23, 2008 4:45:22 am PDT #8572 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I always love the Noah and Grace pictures, but for some reason this latest batch is seriously killing me ded. Twins! Hands! Scrunched-up giggling faces and big goggling eyes of amazement!


Jessica - May 23, 2008 4:52:20 am PDT #8573 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

baby + "finger fed" yogurt = giant mess

Oh yes. Baby + oatmeal + fingers = early bathtime.

But the OT said we need to get him to use the spoon and self-feeding is huge. Blah blah blah.

That seems weird to me because I'd always read that most kids don't really start using utensils until closer to 18-24 months. But I'm not an OT, I guess.


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 4:57:02 am PDT #8574 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today's xkcd is pretty funny: [link]


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 5:02:36 am PDT #8575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awesome retro-future t-shirts: [link]

I like the "I still want my flying car" one and the "Ask me about my death ray."