Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2008 5:53:42 am PDT #842 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh wait, I have a 16GB Touch, not an 8GB. But still, half the capacity of my old 30GB iPod Classic and I'm not hurting for space.


Jesse - Apr 10, 2008 5:55:47 am PDT #843 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is why I'm scared to get rid of the CDs I really like!


msbelle - Apr 10, 2008 5:59:41 am PDT #844 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm still happy I got rid of original CDs. I can get a lot more songs on each CD by burning them as MP3s, plus I have very few in-tact albums on my iTunes anymore, there usually at least 1-2 songs I dislike on an album.


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 6:01:31 am PDT #845 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

This is why I'm scared to get rid of the CDs I really like!

When we were moving to Michigan, I began packing our CDs.

Aimee said "No, we'll sell them. They're all on the Batcomputer anyway!"

And I said "What if the Batcomputer crashes?"

And Aimee said "You need a bigger box."


sarameg - Apr 10, 2008 6:02:51 am PDT #846 of 10001

So I go to bed early for me. And then wake up late. And get stuck behind a cement truck going a whopping 15 mph. And then there is some sort of meeting no one told us about so the parking lot was full by 9:30. And there are delivery trucks blocking the turnaround where we pull in to get overflow parking passes and stupid people blocking the road. I have to park in East Siberia and suddenly oversleeping by 30 minutes makes me an hour late.

Crabby.


lisah - Apr 10, 2008 6:12:03 am PDT #847 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

And there are delivery trucks blocking the turnaround where we pull in to get overflow parking passes and stupid people blocking the road.

Something in the water today maybe? People were driving keerazy at 6:15 this a.m. when I was on my way to yoga class. Some bitch nearly plowed into me when she passed me on the right as I was trying to get into the right lane to exit.

I have a good friend here (actually, Miss P's mom, the one I saw give birth) who would dearly love to set me up on a blind date. However, she knows I'd kill her if she did. She still makes tenative forays and sighs when I give her the look. If you were in B'more, I'd sic her on you. I almost feel bad for thwarting her inner matchmaker.

You know there are other single ladies of your acquaintance in B'more, right? I'm just sayin'.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2008 6:16:04 am PDT #848 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So while I was browning the ground beef for chili, Olivia poured out a whole cup of milk into the couch cushion and Owen dumped half a box of kosher salt.

That reminds me of the time Leif and Emaryn had dumped eggs, and ketchup and some other stuff on the carpet in her room. I caught her going back there with a bottle of maple syrup. Her excuse for doing this (Leif was toddler age, but Emaryn was not) was that her arms and legs were not under her control and made her take things from the refrigerator to dump on the carpet in order make a recipe.


Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 6:22:51 am PDT #849 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So while I was browning the ground beef for chili, Olivia poured out a whole cup of milk into the couch cushion and Owen dumped half a box of kosher salt.

Emeline had a little play table in the corner of the living room. It had drawers for crayons and whatnot.

One day we smelled sour milk. We couldn't find the source for the longest time until Aimee went over to the table and WHOA NELLY!!

Emeline had dumped a whole cup of milk in a drawer and hadn't told anyone.

She was not allowed to have milk in the living room for a long while.


bon bon - Apr 10, 2008 6:23:24 am PDT #850 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

30 Rock is coming back tonight! And it's about MILF Island!


Cashmere - Apr 10, 2008 6:24:30 am PDT #851 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Gud, perhaps you should write a manual TO WARN OTHER PARENTS. It's hard to walk a fine line between preventing messy catastrophes and quashing their budding creativity, isn't it?