I can't answer any of those questions, but in anticipation:
Mon nez est cassé! Aie! Mon nez! J'arrive pas à respirer! Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé? T'as l'air vraiment foutu.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - May 21, 2008 7:04:01 pm PDT #8308 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Susan W. - May 21, 2008 7:09:45 pm PDT #8309 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
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Can I get a translation on that? Because it looks like comedy gold. Even though I can't use it for this scene, since Hero and Sidekick are both English, and while Hero knows a lot of French and a little Latin, being an aristocratic, edumacated type, Sidekick is your basic monolingual Briton.
megan walker - May 21, 2008 7:11:51 pm PDT #8310 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Mon nez est cassé! Aie! Mon nez! J'arrive pas à respirer! Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé? T'as l'air vraiment foutu.
My nose is broken! Ow! My nose! I can't breathe!
What happened? You look really f*cked up.
Hil R. - May 21, 2008 7:15:06 pm PDT #8311 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Ah. That's why I could understand everything except the last sentence. Six years of middle/high school French, one year in college, and we never learned how to say "fucked up."
megan walker - May 21, 2008 7:24:07 pm PDT #8312 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
French you weren't taught in high school 101:
Foutre: v. to f*ck
As in:
Va te faire foutre! (Go f*ck yourself!)
Fous-moi la paix! (Leave me the f*ck alone!)
Fous le camp! (F*ck off!)
Il fout tout en l'air. (He's f*cking everything up.)
Tu te fous de moi? (Are you f*cking with me?)
SuziQ - May 21, 2008 7:25:33 pm PDT #8313 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Loves Megan
Hil R. - May 21, 2008 7:29:27 pm PDT #8314 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hee!
§ ita § - May 21, 2008 7:35:18 pm PDT #8315 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Foutu. Heh.
Burrell, I may need to take you up on that. I'm getting my last round of meds as well as one more bag of saline, so I'm about an hour out. Would that work for you?
Susan, there will be immediate relief on resetting, but the swelling and discolouration will hang out for a while. Not everyone will bleed again. And the mess (including black eyes, etc) can stay for a week or two.
meara - May 21, 2008 7:38:08 pm PDT #8316 of 10001
It occurs to me that even if lunch was a lot of pasta at like, 2:30PM, dinner of lots of strawberry rhubarb crisp is really not healthy. Or making my tummy happy. Protein has been kinda missing today. Um.
§ ita § - May 21, 2008 7:41:32 pm PDT #8317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Voulez vous foutre avec mois, ce soir?
Oh, don't play like you weren't thinking of it.