Mal: Ready? Zoe: Always.

'Serenity'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 21, 2008 5:45:29 am PDT #8119 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's really odd, Sue. Say no!

Jesse, the USDA says throw it out: [link]

Bummer! It was the blueberry!


shrift - May 21, 2008 5:48:59 am PDT #8120 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know, the number of things I need to enter into a potential manual about the stupid fricking ancient software I support is approaching infinity, and I don't think the possibility of a bonus is enough for me to even contemplate this project. It's HUGE. It's like asking me to write the tech version of Gone With the Wind on top of my regular duties. I don't want to do it.


Vortex - May 21, 2008 5:49:26 am PDT #8121 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sue, you could just send an email saying "it's been a while since I was there, and didn't even supervise her for the entire year. Here are some brief notes for you to incorporate into your evaluation if you wish"


Sue - May 21, 2008 5:50:48 am PDT #8122 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Okay, to be fair, she just wants me to do the appraisal for the time that I supervised her for, but it's still weird. Shouldn't my old boss be doing that? She'd know about any issues I would have had with my minion. I'm going to say no, but offer some notes.


Shir - May 21, 2008 5:52:47 am PDT #8123 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Sue, I think you're absolutely right.


Miracleman - May 21, 2008 5:53:29 am PDT #8124 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, I just received an email from the person who replaced me at my last position asking me if I could do the performance appraisal on my former minion. I have been gone from that dept. for six months, and was that employees supervisor for 7 of the 12 months of that fiscal year.

"Re: Appraisal of Minion X.

Eh. She didn't suck.

Signed,

Sue."


Pix - May 21, 2008 6:07:42 am PDT #8125 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm not adequately caffeinated and people keep wanting me to do stuff that requires complicated thought. Does that seem right to you?
It really doesn't.


Kathy A - May 21, 2008 6:10:53 am PDT #8126 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I opened up a jar of homemade jam this morning, and it had mold on it. Does that mean I have to chuck the whole thing, or can I just take off the top layer?

Alton Brown in his jam-canning ep had a great sequence of when to throw cans out. "If the lid has bubbled out, discard. If there's foam on the top, discard. If there's mold, discard..." etc.


tommyrot - May 21, 2008 6:12:53 am PDT #8127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whoa. Dude.

Researchers say we can all see into the future

Those geniuses at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute have figured out something profound. If you think about it, this makes sense: It takes a tenth of a second for visual information to get from your eyes to your brain, so everyone has the ability to predict what’s going to happen a tenth of a second into the future. That’s what you’re actually seeing, is that prediction. If you weren’t, everything would look like it was recorded a tenth of a second ago.

So this makes all of us somewhat clairvoyant, just so we can experience our world in real time. This also explains how lots of magic tricks are done. In his research paper, clear-thinking scientist Mark Changizi mentioned 50 types of visual illusions that work because your brain is attempting to predict what will happen 1/10th of a second into the future. This is weird, and changes everything in a small one-tenth-of-a-second way.


Jessica - May 21, 2008 6:17:29 am PDT #8128 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That’s what you’re actually seeing, is that prediction. If you weren’t, everything would look like it was recorded a tenth of a second ago.

Isn't it more reasonable to assume that we're all living 1/10th of a second in the past?