Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 16, 2008 8:51:32 am PDT #7270 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did I mention that my parents have finally sold their house and farm? The closing is (I think) on the 31st.

Which means I have to go up there and fetch my Lincoln. So I might go up this weekend to check things out, and then maybe drive it here the following weekend....


sarameg - May 16, 2008 8:51:33 am PDT #7271 of 10001

Oh dear. Apparently my proxy godmotherhood is causing heated debate between friend and her pastor (priest? Crap. I don't know this stuff. Good thing I'm the proxy) regarding eligibility criteria.

I have a feeling she may need to find a new proxy. Which...well, that'd be too bad for me, but I was asked and that's all that counts.


Steph L. - May 16, 2008 8:51:47 am PDT #7272 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

We had PB&J for lunch which was okish.

Wow. Suddenly PB&J with a big glass of milk sounds like the best thing EVER.

t /extremely suggestible


Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 8:52:58 am PDT #7273 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There were issues surrounding my godmotherhood-not so much with the preacherman, but with our friends-because of my athiesim.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2008 8:55:32 am PDT #7274 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

extremely suggestible

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Cashmere - May 16, 2008 8:58:56 am PDT #7275 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

F,C or M: jam, jelly, marmalade.

F-jelly
C-marmalade
M-jam


megan walker - May 16, 2008 9:00:24 am PDT #7276 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

F,C or M: jam, jelly, marmalade.

Wow, how bored are you?

FTR: F-marmalade C-jelly M-jam


Dana - May 16, 2008 9:01:11 am PDT #7277 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

F-jam, C-marmalade, M-jelly.


Sophia Brooks - May 16, 2008 9:02:44 am PDT #7278 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

F- Marmalade, because it is yummy and kinda forbidden and tart

C-jelly-- because it is too smooth and slick

M- Jam, because it is sweet yummy goodness


Emily - May 16, 2008 9:03:17 am PDT #7279 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Weekend: Well, the painter's coming at EIGHT AM tomorrow, so I foresee a lot of sulking in my weekend.