Strega the Fetish Detective! It does have something of a ring to it...but I'm still not sure I believe in the toy boat fetish.

What I really want is for someone to go purchase things for my balcony. I want small, but comfy, balcony furniture. Like, two chairs and a tiny table I could set a drink on. That would be comfy enough to sit and read a book in nice weather. But wouldn't take up all the space on the balcony for when I have a party or something. Maybe a small table that could be moved out of the way, or fold up, or some way to eat dinner out there, or something?

All the outdoor furniture I've seen is for patios, and thus is very large. I need balcony furniture. It also all seems very expensive. I think I just need someone else to take my credit card, make decisions, and then show me the result. I dither too much. I'm like "Well, maybe that bench thing would work...maybe...um..."

Meara, Google "bistro set" and you'll prolly find something. It's what I have, and it sounds perfect for your place! Something like this, perhaps?

For a little folding table, try World Market.

I have a super-comfy folding chair from them as well that is loungey yet compact, but it's not on their site, boo. (I have a balcony so I share your space issues.)

See, and that's exactly what I mean--I like the little espresso folding table...and it's $80. Which seems ridiculous for a little folding table. So I think what I really need is for someone else to go spend my money and just not tell me what it cost until I already have enjoyed it for a few weeks and my credit card bill comes. :)

Though perhaps not this month, since this month I have a huge freakin' credit card bill, what with the dang cost of prescription drugs.

And if the original toy boat fetishist turned out to be Pete Wentz, then my life, thus far, is complete.

Why did I google "Pete Wentz Toy Boat" and find this quote?

"Pete Imagine this: Patrick (with his hat on of course) playing in a bathtub filled with bubbles and has a toy boat, army men, and a rubber ducky. Then he puts all the army men on the boat and pours a huge cup of water on the boat and laughs when all the army men fall in the water." "i dont have to imagine. i get to see it in real life."

Awesome picture from Fark on the CA court's most excellent decision. [link]

I know this is from last night, but I can't stop laughing at Trudy's google find!

Oh, lovely picture DJ!

Step away from the Google, Trudy.

That picture is awesome.

Yay Friday. Boo more rain.

Honestly, I'm thinking more about toy boats that have a dinky wind up motor of some kind? So, they, y'know, vibrate a little. External use, basically.

This is what I figured it was as soon as I read the words "toy boat fetish". I mean, did no one here see Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!?