So just that one kid then?
But just one can be enough, if it's really done right. Look at Roy Orbison In Cling Film fandom!
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 15, 2008 12:31:38 pm PDT #7097 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
msbelle - May 15, 2008 12:34:12 pm PDT #7098 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
In my mind, I helped that along. PLEASE sue him PLEASE!
Daisy Jane - May 15, 2008 12:36:54 pm PDT #7099 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ugh.
Smoking isn't only allowed at the bar, it's expected.
Please do not be assholes who make us curteous smokers look bad? KTHX!
Strega - May 15, 2008 12:42:51 pm PDT #7100 of 10001
The toy boat fetish is marked as being more common for women. Which makes it less mysterious, I think. I suspect it's about the kind of toy boat a child might play with in the bath. Ahem.
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 12:45:21 pm PDT #7101 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suspect it's about the kind of toy boat a child might play with in the bath. Ahem.
Something like this? [link]
Strega - May 15, 2008 12:50:56 pm PDT #7102 of 10001
Possibly. Although that mostly makes me realize that they seem to have left tentacle porn off of the fetish map.
§ ita § - May 15, 2008 12:51:48 pm PDT #7103 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My toy boat curiosity is the logistics of the whole thing. There are all sorts of bits that look to snag and catch whether you're a he or a she. I'd need a bit of a walk through, or at least some diagramming.
§ ita § - May 15, 2008 12:53:58 pm PDT #7104 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, pot was fine, kitchen undestroyed. What a brainfart. I was trying to get burnt butter off the pot, but forgot to turn off the heat when I came back to work after lunch. Not sure if all the stuff got loosened, but at least I didn't kill a bunch of kids and elderly people in my apartment building.
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 12:56:59 pm PDT #7105 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If I google "toy boat fetish" without the quotes, the first match is to a video of a woman crushing toy boats with her boots.
Googling with quotes for the exact phrase "toy boat fetish" only produces three matches (only two unique).
I remain unconvinced that this fetish actually exists.
Typo Boy - May 15, 2008 1:22:16 pm PDT #7106 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
No opinion on reality of fetish. About logistics: do they make inflatable toy boats? Cause that would solve many logistical problems.