Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 10:46:34 am PDT #6820 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A comment from a reader who supported the ban:

What happens to geese today may well happen to you tomorrow.

...

Of course, if you believe in hierarchal domination, then by all means, encourage this type of behavior.

You could be next.

Um... I kind of doubt it....


Jessica - May 14, 2008 10:49:36 am PDT #6821 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What happens to geese today may well happen to you tomorrow.

That's...unlikely.


Wolfram - May 14, 2008 10:51:35 am PDT #6822 of 10001
Visilurking

Why do I always wait until the 11th hour to get shit done? I have a 4 page paper due at 11:59 p.m., and I can't seem to get into my 3rd page.


Frankenbuddha - May 14, 2008 10:58:59 am PDT #6823 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I figure if I have to worry about a fellow human or humans eating my liver, there are most likely other things I'm going to have to worry about more going on in the world.


Dana - May 14, 2008 10:59:51 am PDT #6824 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, like the zombie invasion.


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 11:01:03 am PDT #6825 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But most zombies aren't going to stick a tube down your throat first to fatten you up.

Most likely, that would be aliens.


Dana - May 14, 2008 11:02:04 am PDT #6826 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Maybe if they were really organized zombies.


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 11:14:20 am PDT #6827 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Two Absolutely Terrifying Photos Of Hillary Clinton Supporters

I think the first one is cute. But the second one has... the pantsuit from hell.


Amy - May 14, 2008 11:17:49 am PDT #6828 of 10001
Because books.

Organized zombies are much less fun, though.


Gudanov - May 14, 2008 11:22:03 am PDT #6829 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Maybe if they were really organized zombies.

You mean like unionized?