I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - May 14, 2008 7:24:06 am PDT #6752 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Lunchtime options are even worse in midtown than downtown.

I once worked near Gramercy Park. That was truly awesome.


Jessica - May 14, 2008 7:32:22 am PDT #6753 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lunchtime options are even worse in midtown than downtown.

So true. When I was temping, I worked in just about every neighborhood south of 59th St, and by far the worst lunch options are in East midtown. Which is where I work now. Feh.


Kathy A - May 14, 2008 7:32:34 am PDT #6754 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When my mom and I took the Metro in DC last month, I had to constantly tell her to stand on the right of the escalator to let everyone walk past on the left. She kept on shifting to the left so she could look back at me (standing on the right), and I kept pushing her back to the right.


meara - May 14, 2008 7:32:56 am PDT #6755 of 10001

If you're trying to do a left-turn onto the middle of a busy sidewalk, I'd say tourists are not your biggest problem...

Oh come on. When the tourists are in season, that means it's OK to run them down, right? Just like deer season?


Jesse - May 14, 2008 7:33:19 am PDT #6756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I kept pushing her back to the right.

And hundreds of people were grateful for that!


§ ita § - May 14, 2008 7:36:40 am PDT #6757 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have no idea what language any of you people are speaking.


shrift - May 14, 2008 7:42:52 am PDT #6758 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

ita is a tourist. Pass it on.


§ ita § - May 14, 2008 7:44:31 am PDT #6759 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita will get into that altercation in NYC--pass it on.


Frankenbuddha - May 14, 2008 7:48:37 am PDT #6760 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita will use alliteration in poetry - pass it on.


shrift - May 14, 2008 7:49:12 am PDT #6761 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift will totally pay money to see ita beat up tourists in NYC -- pass the hat!