I just found out that one of the contestants on American Gladiators is, unwittingly, FUCKING UP MY LIFE!
Now THAT's hilarious.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 13, 2008 10:49:25 am PDT #6571 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - May 13, 2008 10:51:10 am PDT #6572 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I just found out that one of the contestants on American Gladiators is, unwittingly, FUCKING UP MY LIFE!
...I'm totally doing the Jon Stewart chin-on-hands, "Oh, REALLY? Go oooooon."
Steph L. - May 13, 2008 10:51:51 am PDT #6573 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I just found out that one of the contestants on American Gladiators is, unwittingly, FUCKING UP MY LIFE!
That is SO LIKE THEM to do that.
Bastards.
Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2008 10:52:52 am PDT #6574 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
huh, turns out that making a salad dressing with a base of .25 cup of olive oil throws off my fat intake. I mean, this is a big salad, it is 3 meals as the only entree, but still, .07 of a cup is too much. grr.
This makes me sad. Olive oil is good for you and you like it. If you want to eat it, you should!
Jesse - May 13, 2008 10:56:58 am PDT #6575 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh yeah, msbelle, I was wondering who thinks a tablespoon of olive oil is too much -- if it's not you, don't worry about it.
msbelle - May 13, 2008 10:57:06 am PDT #6576 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I know - I am just trying to regulate toal fat intake perday, I am not really looking at good vs. bad fat. It's no big, just something to balance out.
Dana - May 13, 2008 10:58:41 am PDT #6577 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My coworkers got into an extended discussion of root beer vs. sasparilla vs. sassafrass, and as a result, I am earwormed with "Love in an Elevator."
msbelle - May 13, 2008 11:01:27 am PDT #6578 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mmmmm Steven Tyler.
bon bon - May 13, 2008 11:07:11 am PDT #6579 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Sorry for the delay, someone came in my office while I was looking at the American Gladiators' website.
Ten years ago, my future brother-in-law, who we'll call Broseph, was dating a girl who cheated on him with Bob Bob's best friend, who we'll call PP. Broseph had an acrimonious falling-out with PP, naturally. Cut to five years later. Bob Bob and I move to NYC, where PP lives. They reconnect and start hanging out, as do I. So now Bob Bob and PP and I are friends. Broseph grumbles that Bob Bob is betraying him by being friends with PP. When we get engaged, Broseph insists that we cannot invite our friend PP to the wedding, or else he (who is Bob Bob's best man) will not attend. Future MiL says she won't either. This was over a year ago. We have agonized over what to tell PP, who is planning on attending the wedding, while hoping that Broseph will change his mind. But I think we're going to have to disinvite PP, because Broseph is the kind of guy to start a fight at his brother's wedding. So we'll have to tell him soon, when the invites go out.
Bob Bob just informed me that the woman who slept with Broseph and PP was a contestant in the last episode of AG.
shrift - May 13, 2008 11:07:27 am PDT #6580 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am earwormed with "Love in an Elevator."
God DAMN IT.