Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 8:08:44 am PDT #6527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

DUMB OR MENDACIOUS? OR BOTH?....Democrats are taking unsurprising glee in rubbing GOP noses in the fact that the new campaign slogan chosen by House Republicans — "Change You Deserve" — turns out to also be the trademarked slogan of the antidepressant Effexor. That's prepackaged comedy gold for the late-night comic crowd. But I'm genuinely curious: how did this happen? Didn't Boehner & Co. even bother to Google the phrase to see if anyone else was using it? It shows up in a 10-second search, after all.

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Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 8:08:56 am PDT #6528 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If that isn't a "get offa my lawn" story, I don't know what is.

ETA re the LOLcats are ruining the youth of America story.


Wolfram - May 13, 2008 8:09:36 am PDT #6529 of 10001
Visilurking

I believe he sent out a press release after Jerry Falwell's death claiming Falwell was going to hell for compromising with the godless.

Did he picket the funeral?


Jesse - May 13, 2008 8:14:29 am PDT #6530 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Blah blah blah teens suck at writing blah blah chatspeak blah....

I was just laughing at work about this, because my coworker and I were talking about this book we had both read that included a ton of letters written between lovers in the 1830s, and how a similar book written about our time would be all emails like, "LOL. see u l8er. ilu!!"


Emily - May 13, 2008 8:15:12 am PDT #6531 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Did he picket the funeral?

I remember that he planned to, though I'm not sure if he actually managed or not.

And I think lolspeak, given that it does have its own internal consistency (there is such a thing as bad lolspeak, after all), makes a pretty good tool for talking about lanuage and grammar. I don't know if people are using it (I should ask my mother), but I remember reading something online about it. Anyone remember that?


amych - May 13, 2008 8:16:34 am PDT #6532 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Anyone remember that?

Yes -- in both Languagelog and BoingBoing, maybe a year ago?


meara - May 13, 2008 8:16:46 am PDT #6533 of 10001

I'm so disappointed, reading the NYTimes reviews of the SmartCar--they're all negative. And not in ways that you can be like "Oh, they just don't appreciate it" but like "It only gets 30ish mpg" and "it shifts like ass". Dang. But I totally agree that it ought to be getting mad gas mileage.


Emily - May 13, 2008 8:20:15 am PDT #6534 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It seems utterly unfair that I still miss smoking. It's been years! I'm not addicted! It's kind of unpleasant to smoke these days! Why why why do I still think, "ah, cigarettes..."?


Nutty - May 13, 2008 8:21:23 am PDT #6535 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have seen whole wanky arguments committed entirely in lolcats. And yeah, leet is not spelling-consistent -- I think that's partly the point of leet -- but it's a consistent expression of a set of rules (that don't happen to include specific spellings).

Then again, one of the big tenets of Chomskyan linguistics is: every language and dialect is rule-bound*. It may not follow the same rules from one language to another, but within the language, you will find it has rules and those rules are relatively consistent.

I know some people don't subscribe to Chomsky's theories, but they're a nice heuristic for eye-rolling at linguistic arguments about tresspass upon one's lawn.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 8:21:58 am PDT #6536 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so disappointed, reading the NYTimes reviews of the SmartCar--they're all negative. And not in ways that you can be like "Oh, they just don't appreciate it" but like "It only gets 30ish mpg" and "it shifts like ass". Dang. But I totally agree that it ought to be getting mad gas mileage.

I've read one review that complained about the mileage. The review mentioned that you could get a Toyota (the smallest model) for less money that got better gas mileage and had seating for four instead of two....