I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - May 09, 2008 8:08:05 am PDT #5955 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's because an ox is so much stronger than a donkey, that hitching them to the same plow might lead to the donkey getting hurt.

Seems to me that there are a lot of "religious" laws that were created to make people/things safe, and they threw the God label on it to make people do it, i.e. I've heard that the prohibition against pork and shellfish was because people used to get sick eating those foods because they weren't cleaned properly (i.e. trichinosis), so they slapped a trayf label on it.


Jesse - May 09, 2008 8:12:00 am PDT #5956 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seems to me that there are a lot of "religious" laws that were created to make people/things safe, and they threw the God label on it to make people do it

Yeah, that sounds about right. "OK, people, here's the safest way to do this." "Says who?!?" "Um... God! That's who!"


Theodosia - May 09, 2008 8:14:53 am PDT #5957 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Linen's also fairly flimsy compared to either wool or cotton, so combining it with either helps to stretch out supplies of both.

It's also been suggested that the prohibition of pork was as much to help keep the ancient Hebrews as herders of sheep and goats, as pig-keeping in a town alters the way you set it up. Not to mention the eating-something-that-eats-trash aspect (which is also true of filter-feeders like shellfish).


Emily - May 09, 2008 8:16:09 am PDT #5958 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well... or God really DIDN'T want people getting sick from eating shellfish. OR shellfish are innately evil in ways we don't know about.

Which seems unlikely, but the more I read about shit we've fucked up because we thought we fully understood something we didn't, the more likely it sounds. Shellfish - evil! Linen - innately inimical to wool! Cats and dogs - lying down together! Why not?


brenda m - May 09, 2008 8:16:57 am PDT #5959 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sort of how a lot of superstitions (bad luck to break a mirror, spilling salt, etc.) reflect the value/scarcity of the item in question.

"Stop messing around with that expensive, hard to replace and super fragile status symbol..."

t kid keeps playing

"or you'll get seven years bad luck!"

t backs away slowly


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 8:31:56 am PDT #5960 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's because an ox is so much stronger than a donkey, that hitching them to the same plow might lead to the donkey getting hurt.

Seems to me that there are a lot of "religious" laws that were created to make people/things safe, and they threw the God label on it to make people do it, i.e. I've heard that the prohibition against pork and shellfish was because people used to get sick eating those foods because they weren't cleaned properly (i.e. trichinosis), so they slapped a trayf label on it.

I'm trying to think why someone would think hitching a donkey and an ox to the same plow would be a good idea.


tommyrot - May 09, 2008 8:33:19 am PDT #5961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm trying to think why someone would think hitching a donkey and an ox to the same plow would be a good idea.

That probably is the next step after you make a bong out of a skull...


Jesse - May 09, 2008 8:34:52 am PDT #5962 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You've got one ox, you've got one donkey, why not? It's worth a shot, anyway?


flea - May 09, 2008 8:35:39 am PDT #5963 of 10001
information libertarian

Note to self: when farming, do not take Jesse's advice.


Allyson - May 09, 2008 8:37:10 am PDT #5964 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

God. The OSHA of the Old Testament.