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They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'

Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!

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Allyson - May 08, 2008 11:27:53 am PDT #5703 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I hope she find out that it doesn't have to be this way, and that joking about throwing the baby out the window or leaving it with strangers is not normal.

What about joking that the baby will be tied to tree outside with a case of diapers and a sign that reads FREE TO GOOD HOME.?

tommyrot - May 08, 2008 11:28:44 am PDT #5704 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

New dogs are great!

Yeah. They have that new dog smell....

Kat - May 08, 2008 11:28:48 am PDT #5705 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HAHAHA. I didn't threaten to tie the baby to the tree (that was you and Ruby), I threatened to leave him in his carseat on the curb! And I wasn't going to leave diapers either.

P.M. Marc - May 08, 2008 11:28:48 am PDT #5706 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OMG, if I didn't know people who spout that BS like gospel, I would say that review had to be a joke!

YAY, Scrappy, that's an AWESOME doggie to be getting!

Allyson - May 08, 2008 11:29:45 am PDT #5707 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I threatened to leave him in his carseat on the curb!

FOR THE COYOTES!!!

Kat - May 08, 2008 11:30:40 am PDT #5708 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nah. Coyotes wouldn't want him. He smelled bad and made too much noise.

aurelia - May 08, 2008 11:31:08 am PDT #5709 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I was gonna say "The objective of this course is..." but I think Gud wins.

Kat - May 08, 2008 11:31:14 am PDT #5710 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, Gud, I LOVE your version. I'm not sure the College Board would find it so funny.

hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:32:27 am PDT #5711 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

"In a world where bad grammar and appalling spelling have smothered the ideas of humankind, one course will make a stand, one course will overcome the odds, one course will teach..." ?

love this

xposty!

JZ - May 08, 2008 11:34:07 am PDT #5712 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know, I'm all about joking about selling the baby to the Gypsies.

Signed,

Loves my daughter to pieces (seriously, is she not the most beautiful little boo EVER?) but spent much of last night rabbit-punching the couch to keep from running off screaming into the night

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