NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed
Where do I sign up?
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 07, 2008 3:12:26 pm PDT #5464 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - May 07, 2008 3:37:06 pm PDT #5465 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Don't forget the alt text!
Oh ouch. And also ha.
NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed
I wonder if there's any way I can get enrolled in this and in the British chocolate-eating study at the same time.
brenda m - May 07, 2008 3:38:20 pm PDT #5466 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Don't forget the alt text!
That never works for me. Annoying.
sarameg - May 07, 2008 3:46:53 pm PDT #5467 of 10001
My parents had halters on their first cats as a couple. However, that was from kittenhood. Mister Kitty was accustomed to wearing a collar when I got him (I took it off him) and he'd been a stray up until he was 2ish.
Devi's never had a collar. She goes flat if you try to put one on her.
Sue - May 07, 2008 3:53:56 pm PDT #5468 of 10001
hip deep in pie
NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed
My dream job!
meara - May 07, 2008 3:56:23 pm PDT #5469 of 10001
OMG, but how bored and out of shape would I be (and lonesome) after three months of lying in bed? Remind me not to get pregnant and be on bedrest...
Jesse - May 07, 2008 4:01:18 pm PDT #5470 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, that's a little much, even for me.
Ginger - May 07, 2008 4:06:44 pm PDT #5471 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My back goes out if I spend two days in bed when I'm sick. I can't imagine what state I'd be in.
brenda m - May 07, 2008 4:06:56 pm PDT #5472 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, ask Plei how much fun that is.
Juliebird - May 07, 2008 4:08:05 pm PDT #5473 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I attempted at year one to put my two girls in harnesses when I took them to the vet. They forgot how to walk. My mom had the one on a leash and was yelling at me that it wasn't working as she dragged my limp kitty down the sidewalk. It was all very traumatizing. Especially since I'm sure she also dragged my Ply down the steps of the stoop to emphasize her point.
I was laid up for three months one summer after knee surgery. After that summer I never wanted to watch another movie, tv show, or read one more damned book.