Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 07, 2008 9:53:12 am PDT #5396 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A post on PZ's blog:

And this blog confirms what I have found in almost every atheist blog I've visited: atheists lose their moral foundation, when they jetison God, and eventually end up foul-mouthed, pornographic, hate-filled, humorless individuals.

Hey, I'm not humorless!

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shrift - May 07, 2008 10:00:28 am PDT #5397 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

atheists lose their moral foundation, when they jetison God, and eventually end up foul-mouthed, pornographic, hate-filled, humorless individuals.

Personally, I jettisoned God. And this dude left out "pedantic".


tommyrot - May 07, 2008 10:03:00 am PDT #5398 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, I jettisoned God. And this dude left out "pedantic".

If I wasn't so hate-filled and humorless, I'd tell you that was really funny.


Jars - May 07, 2008 10:04:07 am PDT #5399 of 10001

foul-mouthed, pornographic, hate-filled, humorless individuals

Three out of four ain't bad. Gimme a few years and I'm sure I'll jettison humour along with everything else.


Kathy A - May 07, 2008 10:09:39 am PDT #5400 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Kathy A - May 07, 2008 10:09:47 am PDT #5401 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A prime example of how the housing market got so fucked up.


brenda m - May 07, 2008 10:10:23 am PDT #5402 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

HA HA! You guys crack me up!

Shit! Does that mean I have to start going back to church now?


flea - May 07, 2008 10:12:05 am PDT #5403 of 10001
information libertarian

Did Kat link to the Sesame Street videos here? I watched Big Bird learn that Mr. Hooper was never coming back and cried and cried in my office, and now I am thinking fondly of John-John.


amych - May 07, 2008 10:12:14 am PDT #5404 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shit! Does that mean I have to start going back to church now?

Well, you blew humorless, but you've got profane, and the anti-church sentiment is hate-filled if you squint a little. Do you think you could throw in a little porn to make sure you've got the rest of the atheist bases covered?


tommyrot - May 07, 2008 10:15:02 am PDT #5405 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have we talked about the penis-theft panic?

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

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